made around 750 in tips at the faire this year, not too shabby considering how chronically unable I was to just play a fucking set

but that + my wage from the entertainment company more than pays for my car fuckery so you’ll hear no complaint from me

Nice

nice!

PHEW

a gentleman

he's growing SO FAST dang

such a precious little dude

it was so delightful how much of a little person he was already for the brief time we saw him last week. like that's a little dude making inscrutable decisions

WOAH!

a small sir,

I had never seen the fifth element before so we watched it tonight

I can only describe it as the most movie of all time

It sure is

(I love it despite the leads)

very French

Ruby Red opened my eyes to so many Vine origins

Ruby Rod whatever

Chris Tucker

plaieas... halp

Yaaaaaaaaas

His take on space Michael Jackson

plaies

yess ruby rhod, incredible that the role didnt end chris tucker's career

i love that movie

hangin with the boys

c u t e

lost in thought

please enjoy these other shots from before it

gravity, how does it work

she spun out

all of your children are wonderful

thank you

the callen shrug photo oh my god

he says 'uh-ohhh' after dropping or throwing things on purpose

I captured the moment

reliable cause and effect lighting up his little neurons

it's chris' fault

oh callen is in the uh-ohs too

bee will start UH-OHHHHing for no discernible reason sometimes

hahahaha

it's Ominous

also: I had Callen's and my portraits taken professionally at the faire this past weekend and they already sent me one pic that I didn't like at all (our energies just don't match and it's weird), but I went on the website and found this one and I'm like wtf it's objectively better

"uh oh!" "what happened. what did you do. why were you so quiet before the uh-oh."

I paid for the download and now it is Mine

oh my gosh that is SO good

dang that pic is GREAT

my little dude

added bonus, it feels like there's just enough mischief if your eye there that maybe you stole this baby

and now he's yours forever

hahahahha

I love how his eyes look

he's a little uncertain in all the shots but at least here he's more comfortable

and his eyes are just so pretty.

yeah they really caught him relaxed and looking right at the camera

oh that pic rocks you guys look adorable!!

good job stealing that baby, he seems happy here

I try

oh this pic is so cute 😭

that’s perfect

my therapist and I are gonna do a sensory screening test today bc we're both curious and I like giving her enriching activities

mostly brought on by talking about I can smell everything all the time

lol we did not because she can only find tests for kids

kinda depresso today, not really sure what my deal is

but I got a ton of chores done so that’s my consolation

why are all the tests for kids, do they think adults just grow out of shit (they do, but i hate it)