You can't hold this against me I've confessed my crimes

It was also only $15 and I bought it of a drag performer

is it a terrible purchase if you're having fun-

No but I DON'T WEAR HATS but also

Gestures wildly

It was shiny and I'm a fucking magpie apparently

ooooooo

You made an IC purchase

Cosplaying so hard

looks like you're wearing a hat today

DO NOT GET ME WRONG it's fucking glorious

ok it is even more fantastic than i could have imagined

I WILL BE wearing or accessorizing with a hat in the future that's for fuck sure

holy SHIT

it's amazing

holy shit, amazing

I'll model it for you, if you want?

I WAS A FIND LET ME TELL YOU

Me opening my closet and adding this to the ridiculous amount of weird shit-o-meter stuff I have like

Yes perfect. When? No clue but I'm ready