Be prepared for him to just be smiling like: ah I see you've made it to the shindig

he's gonna question if this is another kink thing...

Ari's going to tell Nobunaga and let him handle it since she gets the impression the two of them are friends! But also, against kidnapping on principle, she'd shoot the kidnappers for practically anyone if she was able to

Ejdjd WHEEZE PARA

FAIR ENOUGH MAN FAIR ENOUGH but no not this time. Could you please do him a solid here

Aww ARI and god they are uh. FRIENDS in a weird fucking way. He'd also just watch her go to town like

Whistles god damn, Oda. Your stories about your friends make sense now

shiro probably plans an elaborate rescue not... knowing fuck all about greed other than "hey this guy's cool"

oz literally pokes his head through a portal "u good?"

sorry for plurk hijack but redfirelight I did not know you were both Ozzie and Shiro! I love them both, do you mind if I add you?

see fearless is the type to show up to get greed out of trouble. velvet is the type to organize a plot to get it done and watch other people do it, and then admonish him when he gets back-

Aww Shiro THANKS FOR BEING A BRO HERE truly owing him a solid

Meanwhile for Oz just a thumbs up while he's got a bunch of swords in him like: It's just another fucking Tuesday

Wouldn't say no to the sinful hell though, big man

Liang coming through on a CLUTCH and they never fucking speak about it

Velvet he will sit down after, sigh, watch the blood turn to ash, and let her have it out. Yeah, he fucked around. Yes, he found out. Sorry princess

MillisaK: oh sure dude!

Nobunaga is going super ham allllllllll the dramatics for max fun

as long as he got to beat up some baddies about it FIIIINE...

Noi: that’s my boss you assholes, now they’re getting turned into fleshy basketballs. Enjoy the show boss

Michael would start off being diplomatic but could turn on a dime depending on the situation. He likes Greed and he knows he is good to and for Lucifer, so he’d see it as someone else trying to take more things from his bro.

He is the literal personification of the “it’s the quiet ones you have to worry about” saying

Greed just after Nobunaga brings the fucking fireworks like: nothing subtle huh HA

Now please get me off this fucking cross

OF COURSE he's clocking heads once he's free, Vel. He'll even take a selfie with his boot on the back of some dude's head like.

"Me and boys busting the fuck out, circa Hell XX24"

that's all she needs to be proud of him <3

Greed would just be so impressed by Noi. Watching this woman absolute destroy dudes and just humming as he's pinned like a bug. That's his muscle all right. Look at her fucking go

Michael raises a heckin' (funny fucking joke there) concern. FOR EITHER OPTION

Like oh fucking boy howdy. Thanks Bluez really appreciate it, love ya, let's never mention it again. Also please remove whatever is pinning him place. Do him a solid would ya

Thank you for not being too pissed at him Vel. It was an unfortunate circumstance, a whoopsie fucking noodle

fsdgsdg not a whoopsie noodle

Put in a good word for her with Kam and they’re square. Michael all mention what?

Listen he had to make sure Noi and Lucifer wouldnt' get lost on the way okay

A WHOOPSIE NOODLE I'm leaving it that's the new phrase

Yeah yeah yeah he'll put in a good word. Not that he needs to. Kam enjoys Noi for the brutality. Now if Noi couldn't speak that would be her heaven. Silent, clobbering meat suit. THIS SPARKS JOY

Thanks for the discretion Michael. Just take whatever happened here to the grave with you and we'll leave it at fucking that

Is that the reason Oda. Is it. IS IT REALLY

Hdu, she would never get lost (yes she would)

literally manifests gloves on his hands to pull them off delicately finger by finger before it's time to smite (hell version)

theres a monologue.

no but a LITTLE

tiny child rescues big man

It's ok Noi just follow the direction of shit on fire

see? HAD TO be flashy

Lucifer raises MUCH CONCERN like oh fuck a do, hoo boy. But also, hot damn, Luce. How can he not love a man with a monologue and flair? Lastly: see Greed apologizing for stepping in the shit

The consequences of his own fucking actions

A LITTLE .. nothing Oda does can b described as a little

Ndsjdjdj ruby rescuing Greed is the funniest shit holy crap yes

Behold, a child. Behold, a dumbass homunculus

I MEAN YEAH

Greed very frazzled a child has shown up like. Kid. Kiddo. This shit ain't for you please head home

Greed does like that about Oda but also buddy pal

He wasn't kidding about can't hold back. At least he can go ham on Noi because she regenerates. NOT coincidentally what reassured him about Klaus NGL

Oda just surrounded by weird regenerating buddies like surely, this can't be an issue for later

No he's like the opposite. like " I CAN BEAT ON THEM AND NOT LOSE MY FRIENDS TOO!!!! :V" which is worse but yanno

how'd you like to knock off his skull once just to prove a point

he'll pay you, Oda

He will have to consult with his spouse for a second because he would kind of enjoy beheading someone, having them come back SO MUCH it is not chaste

AND YET still not the weirdest convo Nobunaga and Klaus have had to have

kingdonkey just "Babe is it cheating/flirting if I behead Greed for ..... fuuuuuuuuunnnn????"

Nanami would negotiate for a safe release, but be prepared to cut his way through if that doesn't work