Also, quick question: have you considered this is a bad idea

I'm looking at like, the full list of characters I've ever played and honestly. Stocke and Greed still probably makes the most sense besides Ling for the hot minute I played Ling

Runner up miiiiiight be Yomiel, maybe :|a

BJ is great at bad ideas

tosses my box of idiots at him like legos

Well, I am ship trash

stocke Listen they were basically fucking married man. The shit they went through. Gross creatures, basically watching his shade go to war time and time again and he's like. Could you fucking. Y'know what, n'aw. I'mma make you stop by (insert not one, but two post-death fucks to send a reminder)

quesadillawizard SO DOES GREED IT'S FINE THE MAN DOESN'T CARE BJ is a weird one, but like. Gestures to chimeras. He loves the weird ones, they're gunna have a ball

(it stops nothing because /stares at Stocke despairingly)

BJ would just eat him up he loooves Greed. To be A Thing with him would be like crack to him he would brag NON STOP

love_letters fuck FUCK it's raining a bunch of idiots BUT I WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY give me these idiot legos. They'll have fun, and they'll hurt, but they sure will build something together. With Vel, it's very much a mutual understanding of, we don't have to define shit

with Fearless, it's cigarettes at 4am, sharing a bottle, rubbing elbows, and enjoying each other's company.

With anyone else: WE CAN DISCOVER TOGETHER BECAUSE assuming makes an ass out of me specifically

ceedawkes ANGEL WILL forever be his boy, his poor spider and he was being so gentle because he's like. Yeah, yeah I give up Val vibes with the whole "you're mine" thing, so I'mma just. Turn this down a notch. Sometimes, he isn't entirely a moron

plushietaco may I present to you: a single, horrible man

He's hot tho

Hisoka will absolutely be all over Greed

quesadillawizard: I hate/love how this statement fires up Cupid like "SHOULD I?!" edging towards her bow and slapping her hand like "No free will."

HAHAHA

While Muppets sing in her headMuppet Songs: Kermit and Miss Piggy - Happy

Counterpoint! IF Greed is not for shipping, WHY IS HE HOT?

wafflicious C'mere Hisoka, WELCOME TO THE SIN OF GRABBY (this will be a fucking time)

See, maybe he's born with it

Maybe it's alchemy

the only issue would be that Hisoka wants to fight to the death... additional death

DAMN RIGHT vel and greed like hell yeah i'm content to not make this a weird pain in the ass bc i'm definitely not an emotional person (liars)

meanwhile fearless and greed painting a picutre of absolutely genuinely adoring masculinity

when s2 drops and my angel voice inevitably returns....points 2 eyes points 2 u

but also lbr i'd ship greed with anyone i play lmao

Have you considered that it might be bad but they'd go out drunk and having the best time

I mean if you'

.. wow ok fingers chill

if you're going to fight anyone to the death, least Greed can (sometimes, handwaves, I'm rolling with whatever) come back

will it take him a minute or two? An hour? Who knows

man's a cockroach HAVE AT IT

Vel and Greed are both lying to themselves and others. This is just how they roll. No of course not. Emotions HA HA yeah ok, sure, sure (both of them always in denial, but y'know what. They don't have to say shit to know and that's kinda beautiful in a way)

POINTS TO EYES POINTS TO YOU I AM READY FOR IT when he does come back. Also, for real, Greed is (sometimes) easy to ship SIN OF GRABBY

Blitzo and Greed are gunna have the best fucking time, liquor will be involved, and sure. Will there be crimes? Hell yeah. Will they care? ABSOLUTELY not