or stupid, give me that stupid, fuckin' love stupid

Sharing this fucking gem of a keychain we saw in Salem which Terry immediately went: is this ... the Nest?

listen I know Greed is an ABSOLUTE MONSTER but sometimes, the man deserves stupid sappy shit even if he is Fuck Boi Supreme (TM)

EVERY INCARNATION OF THE DEVIL'S NEST IN EVERY UNIVERSE/GAME has had the heat go out and the entire Nest end up spending the night in Greed's room in a big snuggle pile at least once. This is my headcanon and it cannot be changed.

KICKS DOWN EVERY DOOR, slaps this onto canon no matter what

yes

YES THIS IS HEADCANON AND IT IS TRUE

Greed is a fucking space heater

just picturing this poor man covered in cats except the cats are all people

SORRY SIR YOU CAN'T MOVE

ITS ILLEGAL

and that night, Greed died 5 times

(it's fine, it's fine)

just trying to fucking push his face through all these people like jesus christ

whispers vel and greed furry snuggles after he hears

once the rage beast has settled anyway

POINTS TO FUCKING EYES you best fucking believe that's happening

everyone else can take a fucking moment, his princess needs to be held for a while

Hold his fucking calls

He'll take the rage beast. Let her get it all out

he's such a good boss

oh no Blitz accidentally got trapped at the Nest when the power went out and also it's snowing outside and they have to be in a big pile for warmth

shame

blitz is BASICALLY just another cat anyway

what a fucking SHAME wow how could this fucking happen

Def stupid: if Greed ever went monster-y, Michael would cover him up with his wings because he knows Greed thinks he’s ugly like that. Both stuck in a wing cocoon with him just nonchalantly reading a book like it’s totally normal, his chat buddy is more human than most humans. Fight him.

love_letters: YOU'RE NOT WRONG he purrs and everything

literal little meow meow

feral cat vibes

love_letters WOW I missed that but PR COURSE that's his princess, gotta take care of that shit. Also she's torn through him once, what's a round two for good measuren

accessories shit shit that's djdjd fucking precious as hell god damn. And he would APPRECIATE IT especially if he can't drop the Shield for some reason

Just looking at this ceiling of feathers like. Thanks for doing him a solid, blue eyes

it's been seven thousand years but I firmly believe Dante hassled Greed until he added strawberry sundaes to the Nest's menu

and by hassle I mean complained endlessly until it happened

cuuuuuuute

He did it for Lucifer when he cried, got bullied or just needed a safe space in Heaven

Dawwww

SicTheWolf whining gets you everything in the 'Nest, let's be real here

He would have eventually found away if only to shut him up, please god, here. Here's your god damn sundae you pissant, for fucks sake

Greed staring at the ceiling: I'm 200 fucking years old and

accessories WE SPEAK OF THIS TO NO ONE no one needs to know, once this is over Greed's just like HA ok, I gotta fuckin' leave, he is not used to this

200 years old getting bullied by a teenager who is a literal bull in this case

STORY OF HIS LIFE

he loves it

just

pissants

he always finds pissants

he'd be miserable if they weren't!

HE WOULD he needs pissants around, they can deal with his shit

and he loves 'em all for it

he won't say that ever because HA ah HA HA HA

what is being honest about your feelings can you eat it?