something I like about not being around on weekends is I always get to come back to presents in my inbox. thank you for all the presents

helping

a man of hidden depths

INDEED

large bear men, small kittens

he has his own room again. to share with one million cats

furtively moves back into the one he shares with Lia as soon as she leaves

I will miss her

because she's got an anchor shard she'll come back every once in awhile and be scandalized

I also just need to report that anchor shard keeps trying to autocorrect to hot shard

hahahha

hot chard

I like to think she shows up unannounced just to gasp loudly and scare the bejeezus out of him, just long enough for him to move all his stuff back out. and then leaves again

yes definitely

(i will come up with proper where my guys are going before I officially drop)

GOOD

heads up my dad's gonna be in town starting tonight so I will be somewhat Less Available until Monday

tourmalinguine crying blood at the realization I missed a markup somewhere and made the whole tag italics

I’m going to rp hell

i can delete mine if u wanna edit!

lol sure but I can’t edit until tomorrow

army crawls back in here

give us science facts

tourmalinguine if'n ya don't mind deleting so I can fix I think I would like to (in your own time)

oh ok science facts!

Benedict is fairly dtf and this is mostly bc he needs way more attention than he has ever gotten in his life (from the people who matter anyway), being simultaneously very spoiled and ignored. he gets touch-starved, has a pretty intense need to feel wanted and important, that sort of thing. external validation

he has never been in a relationship and I'm honestly excited for it to happen sometime bc he won't know what to do with it, he's still very socially stunted in significant ways despite being almost thirty

Barrow generally is dtf but only for a specific category that we are sorely lacking in FR (MILFs)

he is tragically straight. I think he would potentially do things with a dude (topping only) under the right circumstances but he'd feel weird about it later and it isn't something I have super felt the need to explore

also he misses Tiffany boo hoo

Teren is inscrutable. she might fuck anyone or no one. if you look in the mirror and say her name three times she might show up to ravish you if she feels like it and finds you deserving

Fifi is I think a bit more open than she seems, but cautiously so & not worried about it. casual sex doesn't bother her, it's a thing to do with your time, but she won't care if it doesn't happen

if someone (with whom she's familiar) walked up to her like hey you're cute wanna bang she'd be probably just be like. ok. and then we'll keep living our lives afterward

none of them have especially high sex drives, Benedict is kind of an outlier but it's also less about sex for him and more about just like. human interaction

but he THINKS it's about sex, so.

I love this because I also OOC realized in this moment that he hasn't made any solid plans because he doesn't think he's going to live through it and is just kicking the can down the road

benedict ;;

Shit sorry I totally spaced there, deleted!

lol no prob!

DID IT ty

I had just. Completely failed to close the italics. Markup wasn’t even there

violence

i had a fever dream about barty this past week, whilst i was in the throes of covid

it was boring as hell, he just sat around mixing drinks and going "Wells now, that's a shames." and not really listening whilst people explained the plot of whatever rp they were doing to him

I want Barty back

that was me manifesting

Teren wouldn't text but I saw this one and

omg lol

MICA

memes are open to anyone right

I will come to your house just to cry in front of you

Wow

the only way to prevent this from happening is to app him back in

all the ways barrow has almost died. including one time he actually did

hmm well

i'm immune to tears, and i want you to visit so

now i can't app him back

RIP to whatever this was

yo I just went through Elandrin’s Tomb in DAI and somehow I had completely missed that the person who led the attack on red crossing (which started the march on the dales) was named Siona

which was more or less Sina’s proper name, which I didn’t connect intentionally, but I’m like god she was the first baby born after their clan was decimated. How right that she’d have been named after the person who first stuck it to the shem’len in a huge vengeful way

I just thought that was really cool albeit a total coincidence. But it’s retroactively game canon now

ohhh that's awesome

serendipitous!

take note shaestorms Micabean

yes good

fate!!

anyway Angus is selling this info to the chantry

get paid, angus

also i just reread all the barty stuff i could find

i like that boy

alistair never did end up pranking him

this week has been nuts but I will be writing everyone’s tags tomorrow

I have done All My Tags

hooray

lies

Teren’s not answering her texts, she’s in jail

:c

cami doesn't love me anymore

Join the game and I’ll love you deeply

no nothing's wrong just having weird sexual tension with a lizard

GreenRivers I just want to say I enjoy this CR so much

they're both so emotionally stunted i love it

poorly socialized princlings

https://faderift.dreamwi... handling his first ever crush like a fucking champ

what do you mean most people don't join organizations this way

lmao caius's wildest assumptions only cover like 5% of this