Always be on point, that's the Greed guarantee

perfect very ic

I stumbled upon it looking for something and I was like

YEAH YEAH OK I'm sharing this, it's worth the share

thank you, years ago me, for saving this gem

PFFT perfection

stupid sin hours are all hours, every day, 24/7

Roflmao perfect

amazing

He's THE ABSOLUTE WORST

perfect

I AM SO SORRY everyone has to deal with this dumbass

I think you meant we need more of this dumbass

THEN YOU SHALL GET MORE of this absolute dumbass

Greed: cool, suave mother fucker
Also Greed: a tornado of a man