Last night I was like surely I can get some shit done. 11pm rolls around and I'm like blinking in and out of sync

You can tell my ass is tired when someone calls my Anthony and it takes me at least a full fucking minute to realize they're talking to me. Who the fuck is Anthony - right. That's what Tony stands for

RUBS EYES ok ok ok I got some shit done, gotta pop over to my bud's to do a cat check then maybe MAYBE my skull will work

I just flopped on my giant Jack Daniels pillow and passed out for a bit there

Are you me buddy? People typically call me Jenks or Erin offline so when I actually hear Jennifer I’m like who that? She don’t live here--ohh.

SJEJEJB RIGHT it always catches me off guard like. WHO the fuck is this Anthony you're. Ah, me. It's me

Gently adds one more tally to the list: it has been exactly 0 days since I've been a dingus

eepy monster indeed

For fucking REAL

Rubbing the entirety of my skull. I'm asking for a crumb of function and a dash of junction

god I wish that were me

Also unrelated to shit but walking to my bud's, I constantly pass this box that's been repainted by a local artist and it's precious as shit

Fucking boba dragons I love them

Function and junction? Impossible, we can afford neither in this economy. Also that art

lightdrizzel I AM DETERMINED.... Stay strong bud hopefully some sort of function junction comes your way soon

accessories guess I'll just have to fucking steal it because I have some gay shit to write. Also ISN'T IT XUTE AS HELL LIKE who did this. Who put this adorable shit here, I love it

anthony can't come to the phone right now, tony's too busy snoring it up

I’d let you borrow some of mine but I sold my integrity for a shaved ice this morning and regret nothing. I would have mowed down a kid to get the last one, it felt so gross out earlier. I’d sell my brother for a plush version of that cute little dragon

liveralone sjjdjdjf too busy face SMOOSHED into my booze wife pillow

accessories AS YOU SHOULDN'T fucking get that shaved ice, you deserve it. Also if they ever made a plushie that cute, I would also snag one. These dragons are so fucking perfect

Cracks knuckles all right, cats checked, time to head back and make bad decisions