[Heckin' Game] This is stupid, but I just want everyone to know. Greed is silently vibrating in his skin during this were-event like. He knows better but also
chimeras
chimeras everywhere
(pot to kettle mother fucker, but also he can't fucking help himself)
just: 
can't wait for him to pet fearless
Greed is going to spend a minimum of 2 hours petting and rubbing his cheeks against fearless like
big cat chuff chuff chuff
ROFLMAO
I forgot about that aspect oops
Greed are you going to work today: fuck you
dog time
HE'S LOSING IT A BIT
Love
just underneath it all he's like: today is the best fucking day. Sure, this being huge thing? A pain in the ass
Everything else? Best day
fearless just wagging his tail like an idiot smh
being a dog awesome actually
BEING A DOG IS AWESOME
Greed immediately, trying to hold back his excitement, but being a shit: do you lift one leg up when you pee, I gotta know
I GOTTA KNOW FEARLESS
it's slapping paws together very important here
WHY DOES FEARLESS GET PETS BUT PARA GETS CALLED UGLY-
HE'S GETTING TO THE PETS PARA ..
He just felt bad because well
Para never seems to get what he wants
like EVER
to be fair, all he wants is blood, even he knows he shouldn't get what he wants
he just can see greed's favoritism
SHOCK how dare
he just wants to know if Fearless pisses with one leg up
let him have this
"Let me have fearless's piss leg" -greed
nods
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it's crucial information
like the world may end if he doesn't get an answer here, he's gotta know
wow wow wow
no but he could
he just doesn't want to admit it
Greed like: fuck yeah, I knew it. checks off on a sheet Greed was correct and Dolcetto lied
see v. important
woof woof
everyone's getting treats
going to Heaven's version of Costco and not paying for shit, we're eatin' well tonight
who wants to see fearless put an entire costco hotdog in his mouth
everyone
everyone
y'know, mike, buddy, my guy, feather duster: he knew a guy who was part lion once, just sayin'. Taller, mind, but
Narrator: and once again, Greed died that day
Noi like just one hot dog? Amateur
HOTDOG EATING CONTEST LET'S GO
who can fit the most dogs down their gullet in a minute. There's a betting pool
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this is the IMPORTANT shit right here
winner gets. Something. He'll fucking figure it out
take his bike out for the month or something, he can't fucking drive it right now
or his vest, can't wear that either
on that dump note, I TAKE MY LEAVE because I should ... probably fucking try to sleep at some point
or something
sleep and dream about greed and his pups
greed and his pups omg
gbgkbs WHEEZE
"All these my pups."
make that a bumper sticker
I'm picturing Greed like that photo of Daniel Radcliffe walking like 15 dogs at once
him
finally, para can put his collar to use
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love_letters: yes, thank you!
hehehehehe
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Greed this month
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Greed just smoking a cigarette with all the Nesters tied to his hips like
Fucking someone say anything, he wishes a bitch would
Fucking someone say anything, he wishes a bitch would
Michael: You look ridiculous but it works for you 
Greed would just like to remind Michael that he bit a few people because of his male lion instincts
Sounds like someone is begging to have their chin scratched in public
come at him blues
Someone give him a boost so this fucker doesn’t try to eat his wings
Greed comes back with a pile of spiked collars, including one for himself like: now we match and I can hear when someone's up to some shit
And yeah one for himself when he is also up to some shit
And WOWIE ZOWIE Mike-a-roni that's some big talk from a fluff ball barely pushing 5 feet
How dare. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Nanami doesn't want a collar or a leash, he will be like those cats who get taken for a walk and don't want to and just lie on his side and be dragged
Djsjsjdjddbrj LOL FUCK fine fine Nanami you can just walk your boyfriends and girlfriends how about that
Also let's go Blues, you and him, in the pit
I do like the idea of him being dragged for a walk, though, even if I'm still going with bird-form for him