Terry's cat is half the size of mine and she thinks she's the toughest shit on the block

Until a paper bag makes a crinkle noise then she poofs her little joy stick tail (she's park Manx)

She also goes FUCKING nuts when the snakes are moving in her tank like. I was checking temps last night and I could hear her ass purring through my headphones

Getting all up in my business. Like Lastya, the snakes do not like you please you tiny, turd of a nugget

Lastya does not give a fuck

But also mood I, too, would like a nap and I almost just flopped on the stone steps with my vape like. Please hold any meetings for the next 30 minutes, I'mma soak up some rays

big same, when is it going to be nap time for us?

we work hard, we deserve naps!

BANGS GAVEL I could not agree with this statement harder

Fucking 30 minute nap time scheduled in. We should have this WE SHOULD GET THIS WS A TREAT

I swear if a company offered that as a 'benefit' for people that work for them they would have nothing but the best talent beating down their door to work there

Benefits package: nap
Fucking SOLD

Let me leap into your big, strong business arms

Spain knows, they're on top of it

IF ONLY... And semi on but off topic. I had someone ask me why I was sending an email almost close to 7:30pm on a Friday and I was like

I HAD LITTLE CHOICE...

So next time I'm going to propose what if 10 minute nap. What if I did that

(I can't but man oh man do I wanna do bad)

Also I realized I am so bad at catching typos or autocorrects and y'know what

Everyone knows what the signed up for here: a bonafide dumbass

Smol and adorable little turd

I love her color, what a pretty little cat

She is A VERY PRETTY CAT

majestic but also a fucking turd

her side-eyes are unmatched

gbkjbsjk LOL FUCK I LOVE THE PHOTOS you got of her

she seriously does have fucking on-point side eye

she really does, it's very funny

she is also my lock screen

I love her she's such a little princess