Yesterday the hospital gave me oral nitroglycerin while injecting radioactive contrast dye into my veins

I ate liquid dynamite while having radioactive goo injected into my veins

It’s been just about 24 hours, and no superpowers.

What a ripoff

According to my research (looney toons), this should allow you to cause explosions by spitting

Give me a minute, let me try that out

Update: I now need a doctor and a lawyer

Shoulda spit harder

lol