Slaps hands down I am craving a lot of dumb shit

My skull has not been working at ALL the past few days so I'm just trying to push through it with dumb thoughts

So JAZZHANDS thanks for the patience as I try to get shit working right

But in the meantime, confess onto me your (HA) sins here

BECAUSE LISTEN mine as selfish as shit and y'know I might just hit the fuck it button and list some of my tops as work continues to burn baby burn

One? Some stupid domestic shit. Make Greed very awkward, please, the man doesn't know how to handle that and it'd be funny as shit

Fuck it we ball: eventually I want a memory sharing event but I'm going to have to like. Really check in on folks for that one if it ever happens

Gently pats FMA: there is some shit in this funny little series

(feel free to just mute the rest of this jam I'M SIMPLY rambling off)

But anyone knowing Greed's whole everything will make him very much uh. Bristly as shit. He's got his stuff on lockdown

But that is a later tater issue and one I will SEVERELY have to think on

eyes notes he still hasn't been hit with a bus

I also should toss his ass into the collar thread but BOY HOWDY he will bite

And I don't mean oh he'll be a shit, because he will, but he will also actually bite

Watch your fingers, kids

I have no plans I'm just in here like Greed is fascinating and I don't know his canon but I am up for dark memory share stuff if that ever goes down.

(I am evil to my poor characters, Ari's last memory share event included her having to watch her friend get tortured knowing that if she tried to stop it she'd just get killed but doing nothing meant she could free him later)

MillisaK aww shit djdjrn I AM GLAD YOU ARE ENJOYING HIM he's a weird fucking guy

Oh man ARI WHOOF that's a rough one GENTLY SCOOPS UP THIS SPACER

More biting let's gooooooo

silverwolfcc POINTS TO EYES THEY ARE COMING

Also Nester Date tour

Gotta make special dates and take 'em out somewhere good that are uniquely for them

tosses that into my notes pile

bless

Slaps more notes here: Greed doing mundane or questionable things. Just have an open post of him in his day to day bullshit

Why is he coming out of sewer? What's in the truck he's flagged down?

Fancy night because I need to make him whine about shit

Don’t mind me as I plant my ass here for the ride

sets down a table ENJOY THIS buffet of bullshit and welcome to my home of disaster

Him and Kam watching Noi turn a demon into a basketball before tossing them out the front door, or her dragging some poor sap who went after a woman for turning him down. You wanna play with a lady? Let’s play. You know she gets numbers while at work, they don’t even care that she’s actually a woman and she’s just like oh cool new friends.

AND you’ve already given me the best Greed and Michael shenanigans, just let this man hide away in his room until he turns back to normal. But no, he has to drag him out for a boys night. If he bites someone it’s on you Greed. Watch him have fun but be too stubborn to admit it

Him and Kam will just being watching Noi go to fucking TOWN on a guy just silently fist bumping like. Yeah, yeah, that one? That one belongs here at the 'Nest. (But also Noi, honey, he's gunna pull you aside like: you do realize people want you right. You do know that. Please tell me you know that)

Sin concern: why do people not know people want them.

Greed kicking down Michael's door like, TIME TO GO OUT mother fucker, see the world, stop worrying about it, if you bite someone, oh fucking well, it's fine, they'll get over it. And he'll never mention it again

Gunna give him the chimera talk, vaguely. "So when a person and an animal get transmuted by the government - "

When my inbox is under control would you be up for Ari going for that drink and possibly just staring at everything going on like this makes dive bars on space stations look normal.

HELL YES HELL YES and seriously no rush! I'm also playing catch up BUT I AM SO DOWN

Sorry Ari the Nest is uh IT'S SURE A PLACE

Also before I forget: Greed putting together a depression care package for the devil and not knowing what the fuck to put in there so. Congrats, it's full of weird ass shit

He does not know. As Luc has put it the best, he was not raised

Throwing his vest, a couple of instant noodles, that Fizz drawing of Mammon with his eyes X'ed out, mini hot dogs, and the Nest private line when he has to go off and do Boss shit. Also a weird scarf he found probably. Who the fuck knows

Also if anyone ever gets a package from Greed ever, there's at least two scratch tickets in there. One has been partially rubbed off

So just a heads up Ari: Greed's basement and bar has just. Stuff in it and none of it makes any sense

GOD SPEED AND ENJOY YOUR STAY

Heads up to Ari Jesus Christ fingers fing

Don’t ask Michael what he likes, he doesn’t know this new and charismatic Lucifer who sleeps with everyone (three people but shh his big bro is all growed up and acting out)

HIS VEST....... sleeps in vest

Cutest mental picture ever

Greed is TRYING HIS BEST HERE Michael, throw him a fucking bone. Also suspiciously missing his vest this month? Ha it just doesn't fit right now (he says like a lying liar that doesn't actually lie)

ENJOY THE VEST and it's terrible dollar signs

Imagining Ari looking around this bar thinking it is a death trap. Not personal, she thinks that far too often. Her starship had zero clutter because don't leave anything lying around that you don't want to hit you in the face if the artificial gravity starts malfunctioning or flying it gets crazy

But yay I will tag when I can

Oh Ari don't get into the basement then. Like ever

Stares at Greed's collection of just absolute shit

Nobunaga will lowkey try not to hover in the background with Ari but give her a code if she ever needs a rescue from him JUST IN CASE.

accessories: is it extra cute because he's a cute bird man

tacce: someone draw that cute little peacock wearing the vest, or snuggling with it in his blanket nest

heeeelp thats so cute

BANGS GAVEL FEEL FREE to assume he did just that one because it's cute and two because listen listen he's gunna coil up around his guy when he's done with work. And the days he can't be there? He's leaving his vest

greed is cute actually

Greed: yeah ok blanket you, that's what you do with chimeras this should work, yeah yeah everything's coming up Greed

Also Greed, tapping his foot, counting cash, reading through all his work bullshit while letting Lucifer nap on him: HA HA oh .. ass

accessories STARES AT CEILING adds it to the list of pen sketches

lucifer absolutely napping on him rip to greed but you got it bad buddy

Homunculus went to homuncul-yes and How Could This Happen to Me plays in a minor key in the background

my first thought was 'its not homunculi its homunculus' and how it SOUNDS funny but is actually awful bc of the structuring of plurals

HOMUNCULUS homunculi, tomato, tomahto, ENGLISH PLURALS are the worst and we all go down together

truly you are correct