[Work]
Boss gets on soapbox.
Me: Oh boy.
Boss: I want the team in office twice a week.
Me, who comes into office Tuesday and Friday: ...okay.
Boss gets on soapbox.
Me: Oh boy.
Boss: I want the team in office twice a week.
Me, who comes into office Tuesday and Friday: ...okay.
The rest of the team hates it if they don't, though. XD
I left my job because they started pulling us into the office more and more.
Pretty much
Me, who has to be here every day: 
Makes me think of that meme "Don't you dare sell drugs to my husband." and the dude who very obviously wasn't going to sell drugs to her husband "......ok"