If it ain't "greedy" or some version of absolute garbage man SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG
Ari says 'rational' but that might change when she gets to know him better. Or not. She's a big fan of unlimited capitalism
Noi would say style because that is one fashionable dude (someone correct her) and he just exudes cool. Michael would have to get under his skin and say his loyalty to his lies. He should just admit he cares about people already, who you think you foolin boy
I mean Cupid's word for him is literally cupidity but
Nobuanga is "mine" Then has a "shit what no.....

" super blush about it oops.
Cupid, stop undressing this filthy man with your eyes
She says you clearly have it backwards
it's that fuckin big ol grin. that's a grin that means something. you know some shit's about to go down when that man's a-grin
"that's not a trait" it's a trait.
there's just not a word for whatever the fuck he be doin with that
MillisaK WHEEZE oh I feel bad for Ari man gunna learn real quick this is a creature that wouldn't know rational if it bit him in the ass
But he does have rules and he does love c-c-cash
IT'LL BE FINE come join him on his wild fucking ride, middle fingers to the Law
silverwolfcc ok listen Greed is tapping his foot staring at the ceiling about his stuff. Cupid is kind of becoming one of his stuff. So she's allowed to call him whatever she wants
Also Nobunaga aww buddy AWWW BUDDY don't worry a sin loves him stuff even if he pretends he isn't. And now that he's working at the Nest? He is him stuff
He's just going to be a bit of a turd because he can. Wink across the bar. Red's a good look at you brat
accessories NOI oh he'd say she's absolutely correct. He's got this fashion down to a T (he doesn't). C'mere Noi, he's gunna find ya a jacket that rocks (it's going to be horrendous)
Come at him Michael, let's dance Feathers. Because funny thing about that
Greed has left the chat
So far? Stola might have to admit to thinking he's handsome and his don't hold back attitude? From what he's seen so far. because Stolas DEFINITELY has a type apparelty.
love_letters SOME SHIT IS HAPPENING and y'know what it's a trait. Shit eating grin
things are happening
Doesn't matter what that shit is. There's a scale to Greed's grin that ranges from casual flirting to gunna rip ya apart. Like the pain scale but for assholes

Nobunaga is just "... Don't ever call it love /SHUDDER" meanwhile Cupid will shoot him for Greed
She'll learn lol. They might clash at some point because she's super twitchy over individuality and even couples talking about 'owning' each other is a massive squick for her.
ZoanTanis Greed Does Not Give A Single Solitary Fuck the Avaricious at your service. And trust me, the feeling's mutual. Guy wants everything here, just needs permission is all
silverwolfcc you'd have to pry it out of his cold dead hands before he ever admitted to anything like that LET'S BE REAL but he does love him stuff
MillisaK oh yeah so is he. But he's a stupid homunculus who equates caring to his avarice. He's .. he's very fucking stupid.
Caring? Must be my greed, that's how it works.
Logic
The funny thing is, once Stolas settles in more and with a little more flirting he might just go 'fuck it. you, me, lets go.' Just to see what happens.
Aww. He is sweet and I understand 100%. Greed logic!
Ari logic is just - someone could say 'you're mine' to her in the most affectionate caring way and she'd be freaking out like no I'm not, no contract, let's now run very far away (she does the same thing if anyone tries to call her family lol. cultural-inflected attachment issues)
Of course it is more likely to come up talking about a third party mutual friend in which Ari will have to make sure this is not some weird slavery thing lol
Greed isn't the most organized or careful so sloppy is ABSOLUTELY a fair assumption. He's also kind of the worst when it comes to actually y'know checking in on people individually. He does it but in his weird, inhuman sort of way
ZoanTanis HE WOULD not say no. He's your one stop fuck boy shop. He's a creature made for bad choices and bad decisions
XD Why do I have a feeling Stolas is going to be making a lot of bad choices and questionable decisions the more time he spends with Greed? Cause I am here for that lol
Nobunaga will enable them even harder than Cupid
... Nobunaga is also a bad influence on Stolas.
Literally why he is like "Yes. You two fuck. Let me focus my attention on Klaus instead of being a meme" The meme:
Let him show you the world of possibilities and bad choices IT'LL BE A GOOD RIDE
MillisaK YEAH THAT IS ALSO VERY FAIR Greed says mine but really it's like. Do what you want there's no rules here. He doesn't care what any of his actually do as long as they don't y'know die
ZoanTanis SKIDS BACK IN I am also here for this I AM VERY HERE FOR THIS and I am so sorry for anything and everything about him
No need to apologize! If I didn't want this train wreck, I wouldn't have tagged him lol
EXCELLENT AND hue hue hue I AM VERY THRILLED for future disasters, it's gunna be a great ride