If I get to the collar shit over at Heck, just know this is what we're working with but in black

I THINK that's enough of a warning to simply don't

omg

"DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH"

STUPID SUNDAY--baby’s night out is sending me. Michael will undoubtedly embarrass himself because he’s so not hip to this jive called a night on the town. Also, I love that freaking collar. It’s so very Greed, but expect some eyebrows

simply DON'T

The warning label is on the collar: if you try to give this man orders, he's going to bite your fingers

Noi:

I AM SO EXCITED for baby's night out. It'll be fine. Just follow his lead, Michael. You'll be fine. SURELY NOTHING disastrous will happen

Silly rabbit, nobody reads the don’t signs around here

skull sunday-

skill sunday, what's something Greed is good at that he hasn't tried yet

skill issue sunday what's something greed's terrible at

like would he be a natural on a skateboard or like really good at Donkey Kong or something

Cupid would

Pandora's box

SKULL SUNDAY if I could get it working that'd be fucking fantastic IT'LL GET THERE I'm just sleepy as fuck

stupid question Sunday because we're watching stupid youtube videos
in cursed au where greed is a youtuber what does he youtube

Oh GOOD QUESTION uh something that he hasn't tried yet that he'd be good at. I'LL HAVE TO THINK ON THIS JAM but part of me thinks something like playing an instrument

He's probably tried once and just fucking beefed it and was like AH this isn't for me

Oh he's a terrible fucking cook. Bartending? Great he's got that down. Cooking? Unless you want a pan full of charcoal and something that absolutely burns uh

Leave the cooking to someone else

Greed just eating pure chili oil like this is fine, right (fucking save this man)

if his insides are made of the same stuff as his outsides he'll be fine

HE'LL BE FINE he's always fine

God for a YouTube channel it would be I Did a Thing except How Bad Will This Thing Kill Me

The wildest youtubes

Him and Noi with Nobunaga's crazy comments in the suggestions and everyone like "NO YOU CANNOT DO THAT"

That or it's strictly OnlySins and pay per view because y'know. Fucking garbage man here

yea

you want the gore, you gotta pay

"I'm Greed and welcome to jackass"
"10k subscriber video: Watch me go for a new record of how many times I can die in one day"
I'm guessing it's not greed filming and editing and putting up the descriptions and stuff though. he's just. there to be filmed

Yes

Honestly if you want to do this Nobunaga would sign up to do the camera work so fucking fast

But caveat; for sanity don't probably

points to DON'T sign emphatically

Cupid crying on Nanamin just like "HELP ME MAKE HIM STOP"

Nobunaga on the other spectrum end like "Noi! Help me convince boss it's really cool "

Jsksjdjdb LOL SHIT naw naw Greed isn't about to do that shit in game he'd be pinned to a fucking wall for his crimes

He knows this

(he still might do it in private just to be like SEE LOOK I'm good, that's how ya kill a guy)

Also thinking of collar shenanigans: depending on the ask, there's a scale of assholery a foot. Something simple? You'll get a groan or a whine at best. Something that he'll absolutely hate? Will bite