I gotta fly down to Florida on Wednesday and I'm like

I'll wear this blazer and this button down but come 5pm, I'm going in that pool

Whether or not the suit comes with me depends on how this conference goes

I'm going to push the fucking limits to make it as goth and punk as I can while still staying within the boundaries of "semi formal, semi business"

I'm also going to be in Florida, so my ass is going to go find slippery tube dudes

... and not men for the record, I realize I should have just said snakes but

I AM NOT AT FUNCTION JUNCTION

god my flight's at 6am, I gotta be at logan at like 4am at the latest

Me at TSA as usual: your scanner is gunna tell you there's weird shit going on, there isn't, I'm just a fucking gay, please let me proceed

Let me have my Dunkin Donuts pumpkin spice garbage

oh shit wait BUT LET ME SHOW YOU the fucking shit I found in TJ Maxx that I stopped myself from buying

And let me tell ya when I say I was chomping at the bit

I was tempted SO FUCKING TEMPTED to just throw all these skulls in my cart and stare at someone dead in the eye like

These are coming with me and no, it isn't just for Halloween. I'm the fucking bone lord now

the halloween deco this yesr is already on point tbhhh

IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD AND I'M JUST LIKE

What if I didn't give a shit about bills (I do I'M BEING GOOD)

good be a responsible spookyman and DIY it-

TJ Maxx got good stuff this year

I WILL DIY SOME SHIT I PROMISE but also

holds a whole bunch of skulls in my arms

walks right out the fucking door