Oh man, the guilt one, HA ahahaha fuck, Greed's absolutely screwed

but yes, I'm going to smashing into those collar threads, work and Banana Peel kind of got me, so as long as people don't mind some backtags POINTS TO EYES POINTS TO EVERYONE

I have so many fucking tabs open to hit up

jazzhands very tempted to have ya boi here get a hole in his chest. Why? Because it would be a metaphor and listen if I can make it mean some stupid shit I'm gunna

He was ripped out of Ling's stomach/chest

He stabbed Bido through the chest

AKA two things (of many) he feels guilty about

TIME TO PAY YOUR DEBTS BUDDY

Nice knowing you garbage man

So absolutely, without a doubt, fucked

waves hands I'll figure it out later but this mostly for me to brainstorm shit BUT

yessss YESSS

A HUGE DISCLAIMER: if you don't know anything about FMA: B it is .. uh. Not kind or nice in a lot of ways

Or if you don't want drama or anything like that, do not feel you have to interact with this. Everyone goes through SOME SHIT in FMA: B, and Greed gets his own plate of shit to deal with

so in advance uh. Could be a bad time

And he's a stupid, stubborn son of a bitch who'd rather fite a man that talk about anything

my guy

no

talk time

no absolutely fite a man its v cool

taps the sign:

Greed just full on Philosopher's stoning out in the open like: I would rather not

I would much rather, in fact, fite a fucking man

oh it sounds like we need to have a talk

When your homuncul-yes should homuncul-don't

fearless is p sure fighting works
or like a therapist but he isnt sure a therapist is equipped for [checks notes] "my dad made me as an instrument of genocide and I said no"

COUGHING Adbkgbjss

debating adding in a little possession to make him go back to his old homunculus ways

just your friendly, neighborhood monster man sparking off like a electrical circuit on the fritz

Don't worry about it

I'm still McDying over "my dad made me an instrument of genocide and I said, simply no thank you"

WEL

ITS WHAT HAPPENED

YOU'RE NOT WRONG

all right a huge part of me is leaning into the possession route too if not just to have Greed in alleyways just red eyes all zip-zappy and hunting down angel types like, y'know. Doing his old job. Sin will find you, etc., etc.

WE'LL SEE I know October is ... the busiest fucking time of year for me but I will try to get some shit put together for this

also if anyone wants anything specific like, all's green, go for it, WORLD AND OYSTERS

MURDER!!

im def gonna backtag werestuff with you but when i have more brain we should sort out possession stuff too

MURDER BACK TO THE MURDER HOBO ERA

YES I'm going to be backtagging into the fucking sun I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING even if it is a bit slower than usual

as long as folks don't care about that, I'm down to fuck around

GUESS WHAT

IS IT TIME

SHE'S IN

YELLING AND SCREAMING

MARTEL he has so much shit to show you

She'll gladly follow around

just be all "Hi. I'm his."

ah cant wait for mink-snake cr

:3

best fucking girl, he's going to be so god damn thrilled even if October is a shit show

Martel: I’m his.
Michael: My condolences.

"Best thing that's ever happened to me"

WHEEZE ...

"I was dead on paper anyway. Now I'm actually dead."

dead together

our dead

vel's gonna def end up showing why envy's her patron sin

"Told him a long time ago I'd follow him to hell. Here I am"

FUNNY he didn't think a Hell would exist, but HERE THEY ARE have a drink lovely, settle in, meet the rest of the weirdos he's collected, they're great

Also don't make a deal with anyone, just FYI

Look, the last time she signed a contract they turned her into a chimera

I speak of her first joining the military

That's his girl, don't let 'em fool ya, also Vel's his princess, employee of the year, good mink, 10/10

no absolutely make deals. make a deal with Vel specifically it's super fine

lol

A chimera in the wild, he’ll be delighted

He will likely be disappointed at first glance. Until she goes all stretchy

I am SO EXCITED

Also this a note at me to me to hit up a TDM in October at a game that has an actual Ling Yao

WHAT FOR REAL

all your dream come true

omgggg

YEAH IT CAME ACROSS ON THE RP LOVE MEME and I fucking had to do a double take like

Throwing a whole fucking table across the room EXCUSE ME EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME

It isn't a setting I would probably wouldn't jibe with long term but

at least worth checkin out for ling

make em kiss

HOPEFULLY I'll be able to hit it up if not IT'S OK I JUST listen I've only been able to play against a Ling once briefly

I GOT OFF TOPIC so while I'm starting to pack my shit for traveling this week

I'm very tempted to have Greed's appearance just get worse through October. like he's getting his big, sparking hole with his stone out for the whole fucking world to see because I'm digging that imagery

But also tiny holes everywhere, also sparkin', and this may or may not get left off whatever I decided but I figure he's just got a layer of ash around him at all times. Because that's what happens to pieces of homunculi, they turn to ash baby

Hell yes, hideous Treasure Troll of a man

He will fite a man, so if ya wanna tango, I'll have him punch that dance card

But HANDS IN THE AIR I'm fucking bad at planning shit and usually go off the rails at some point WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT

fight a dragon for fun-

Going off the rails on a crazy train is my middle name, let’s dance sinful serpent

Let's fucking DANCE boys

Greed looking like some sort of nightmare and still fucking grinning because listen LISTEN I gotta have him spooky at least once

DEBATING whether I should do a TL or not or just slap a bunch of others I WILL FIGURE THIS JAM OUT once I catch up on shit

Again thanks for the patience while I'm stuck in Florida