3 and 26!

16

33

3: Longest relationship they've ever been in? I WOULD SAY the original Nesters. I figure they've been with him for at least a few years. But if we're talking less romance and more buds? Him and Ling shared a body for 2 years

But the original Nesters (at least how I see it) are probably the longest relationship(s)? He's ever had. UNFORTUNATELY GREED is bad at admitting jack or shit but I think they knew he gave a shit about them

Whether or not those were romantic, just gang shit, or fucking is tilts hand questionable

I don't think Greed knows or works with romance well just on principle since it's such a foreign thing to him, least in any traditional sense

He just does shit because avarice baby and leaves it undefined

26: What do they notice first about another person? ODDLY ENOUGH their habits

Like telltale giveaways, etc. He may be fucking dumb as shit but he's always watching people trying to get a read on them. FOR EXAMPLE: if they have a specific fidget, his attention will snap to that right away

Also what they want and what they like but that's usually material shit

(again see the man is sin incarnate)

He picks up on weird shit, trying to read them out, trying to figure things out in his odd way first t

Don't know where that fucking t came from but

16: What do they consider a deal breaker? Oh if anyone is forcing themselves to be with him. Or faking it THAT is a no pass go, he'll stop immediately, put his hands on their shoulders and just be like

"This isn't what you want. Sorry, but this isn't gunna work."

He wouldn't be offended at all. Unless someone is outright lying to him about it, he might be a bit pissy

Also anyone who can't make a decision for themselves, that's also a no pass go for him no matter how awful he is

Man has morals even if they're slightly fucked

33: What's their idea of a "perfect date"? Honestly? Something that isn't even called a date. Just alone time in the Nest after hours, maybe spending the wee hours of the morning of the roof

Just shooting the shit, sharing a meal, drinking, maybe causing a little bit of destruction

Greed isn't complicated, he makes things pretty fucking clear

Like you don't have to wine and dine him. It can literally be having a cigarette in the alley, sharing a drink or two, and just not giving a single fuck in the world

Of course he's not about to say no if someone takes him somewhere but like. He'd take a dive over a fancy place any day

noted

HE IS A SIMPLE CREATURE

But if someone gave him a gift he wouldn't know what to fucking do

oh?

HE'D EITHER tear the package to absolute shreds, shake the box and make that stupid ooOOH sound he makes, or just AOL dial up noises