I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

First of all why are you out at 8pm patrolling for people to go to church

I thought spikes were a natural deterrent for them

Secondly why are you out at 8pm patrolling for people to go to church

specifically on sunday too

i'd understand a little more if it was "oh hey we're having a church function right over a block away in an hour and we do X there would you like to come"

but it is... literally tuesday

whatever happened to hello, how are you

Maybe the church of... SATAN

YEAH I'M LIKE. IF IT WERE SATURDAY EVENING THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO, BUT I'D BE MUCH LESS TAKEN ABACK...

I guess its easier for them than going door to door

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SicTheWolf YOU'D THINK WITH MY spike boots and skull scarf

that clearly screams that you want to go hang out at church

love_letters for real IT IS A TUESDAY they weren't pushy which is good but man that just PULLED US out of the walk like

It is Tuesday right we're not fucking nuts

Also how old are you you looked like a baby the fuck you doing talking to a guy in a black biker jacket at 8pm

YEAH I'D BE THE SAME WAY is it actually friday or saturday?? am I wrong??

(there was a group to be fair but)

good lord that's so dangerous

evangelists do not tend to preach safety unforch

accessories IF THEY were pushy I would have just GRINNED and said just that but they were harmless just

opposite really, they put their kids in danger all the time

Seagulls: church? CHURCH?

lightdrizzel YEAH TRUE BUT man did it throw me the fuck off

creatura THIS IS THE SECOND TIME ... The first time was at the grocery store parking lot and I'm like

Where are you kids coming from

aaah not this lads :[

churnch jumpscare

Just making my way downtown, grabbing vape shit and a boba then CHURCH? church?

Man this week has just been fucking ALL OVER THE PLACE

Raging on a Sunday

that's all i got boss

insular church cults directly benefit from any time their Youths (tm) experience a hostile encounter outside of the group

so sending a bunch of really young girls out at 8 PM in the middle of the week to try and evangelize to strangers sounds perfect tbh

might have been the youth group who decided to try to recruit people