I’m seeing all these shit for brains now claiming that Hurricane Helene was created by a literal liberal weather control machine

I saw a bumper sticker that says, "everything is a conspiracy when you don't understand how anything works" and that seems especially apt here

these are also the people who believed that magic blue roofs saved houses in hawaii when that wildfire ripped through

These jackasses still claim that climate change is a hoax, but this hurricane is intentionally man-made and directed

we should have nuked it. that would solve everything

the best evidence against that is, if liberals could create devastating hurricanes with weather machines, don't you think they would have hit texas with it too?

roiiiiiiiiight

or at the very least mar-a-lago?