God damn my body is all sorts of WHERE THE FUCK are we

WHEEZE also thanks again for the patience on tags I've been running around with family down here

brother that shit is damp af

tacce DUDE YOU'RE NOT WRONG it's like getting slapped on the face with just wet

My ass thinking it was humid in Mass during the winter
Florida: that's fucking cute

.. during the summer fingers please

god im gonna be there next week and i know im gonna die

Hard pass

Meyggy DON'T DIE BUT man I'm outside and I could cut the fucking air here

It's like soup no one fucking wanted

LMAO

FUCK

accessories the weather in Florida: sunny with a side of MCNASTY

Me inside: WOW the AC is really going
Me outside: we now know why holy sweet mother of fuck it is 85 and feels like 97 and the air is THICK with 3 Cs

Diabolical, 97 after the sun goes down should be illegal

It DID cool down a bit at night but boy fucking howdy I could slip and slide down these steps man

Welcome to the south

florida humidity is its own scp

I love getting out of the shower and toweling off with an already damp towel!

florida is truly its own bubble of ecosystem.

'haha its not ALL swamp what do people mean--' [ALL SWAMP]

ALLSWAMP

THE ALLSWAMP...

Sounds like a fantasy location but it's just Florida

SLIDES in on Florida slickness

it's all coming up SWAMP

Also apparently another hurricane is rolling in right when I have a flight outta here and I'm like

release me

but freedom from Florida is through the gate

SIGHS guess I gotta go sinning again

Gently drawing a circle on the ground

i was JUST thinking about this. RUN WHILE YOU CAN...

or alternatively, batten down the hatches ;A;

YEAH just helped my family member move all of his shit up high then it's zipping across the state to do my work conference until Wednesday

When I reach Boston I'm going to rub my face across the concrete. I WOULD RATHER deal with snow than all of this shit, I'm sorry I ever complained Massachusetts

I just hope everyone down here is gunna be ok. Like I get to go home and shit. Hurricanes are no joke

Might get stuck here an extra day but WE'LL SEE

SHIPPING BACK TO BOSTON TONIGHT .M

Freedom from swamp!!

be dry at last!!