SᏋPH
1 years ago @Edit 1 years ago
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[Narrenschiff Commentary] - For October...? ||
First boarding || Bargezian Mingle
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SᏋPH
1 years ago
I love that he actually has a screencap of him on an ancient ship that I could use.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
He would absolutely sit on the bowsprit like this to just chill. Maybe even to sleep if the deck is not viable.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I rarely use overarching comment threads because I can't pin mine, but I'll see how it goes.
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SᏋPH
1 years ago
But I'm pretty sure that he's acting more open on purpose while on this ship. He's well aware that there's dangerous people all around, and he doesn't know how strong they are, so he's not being too obvious with his own capabilities but acting more like a surprised passenger.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Trying to make a clip of Wu Xin while being bored on a ship....
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Cause he's such a little twit with people he's friendly with.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Or want to tease.
Amy
1 years ago
oh man, that screencap is great. Wu Xin openly relaxing on the boat. :3
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Can't clip cause it's copyrighted...
So timestamp linking what Wu Xin does when bored on a ship. 2 minutes.【Great Journey Of Teenagers S3】EP07 | Fantasy Ancien...
SᏋPH
1 years ago
siderealtime: Isn't it? Made the plurk pretty much so I could use it because it fits so well.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
But please, someone spar with him.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
The ship is his playground.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
That was probably not what Trevor meant and Wu Xin knows it, but come on, it can't be that bad. He's sitting down willingly to chat after vampire!Trevor tried to chomp on him.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Given.... he's choosing to sit down when Trevor can't freaking move. Lol.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I also have this feeling that Wu Xin is really annoying Heisenberg. XD
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: Did you want to go action with them?
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yessss, finally someone teaching Wu Xin about modern gestures like the middle finger!
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Sephchama: sure! I’d love to if you’re up for it
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
And yes he is absolutely annoying Heisenberg who is this close to chaining Wu Xin to a cannon and leaving him there
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: he won't even be going near the canon because 'weapons of mass destruction are against Buddhist teachings'. Forget cleaning it.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Fff oh yeah no he won’t like that at all
SᏋPH
1 years ago
And he won't have any metal on him, so no Magneto-ing him.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Even his shoes are cloth. Maybe the communicator, but I have a feeling those things probably aren't in his control.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Heisenberg tends to, uh. Use metal he’s got with him to hurt others
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Not even a knife. Or a blade.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Oh, go ahead with that! Wu Xin can dodge like Spiderman.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
But he might??? Find Wu Xin funny if you don’t want him hurt?
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I'm down for either or!
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Sweet! That’s perfect thanks
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
What would you like to do, it’s your boy
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Maybe start bad, then eventually be impressed enough at the jumpy monk that he stops killing him and give him beans? XD
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Especially if it's ketchup beans. :-) Not bacon beans though. He will very very sadly turn those down.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
He’s literally turning up with a few cans of kidney beans and heating them over a little camping stove so that’s perfect
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I think Wu Xin would enjoy that attack and stretch his legs. The video above.... Is him teasing an acquaintance until she rampages on him.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
And that's just him having fun while stuck on a ship. Not even a serious fight.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Been chipping during the last hours, will start tagging soon. Probably going through all network first, then logs.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Wu Xin, smiling as he asks a friend, "What happens if both your wrists are broken?"
SᏋPH
1 years ago
This monk is disturbing sometimes.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Did atop level into the mingle just because he's bored and everywhere.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
... I want to say I absolutely love how much Wu Xin is probably annoying the CRAP out of Heisenberg. (It's absolutely on purpose.)
PG
1 years ago
He's such an entertaining little shit.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
quantumvelvet: Even more so when he's on your side (and not annoying you.)
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Wu Xin really would make such an awesome pirate.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Since ironically, I just realized actually DO have an AU I'm playing with a friend where he's a pacifist space pirate.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
omnomivore End scene? Or try again another day?
omnomivore
1 years ago
We can leave it there for now. She's not in a good place right now, obviously, and WILL feel bad about being this testy with him later.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
omnomivore: He stepped on a landmine without knowing why,
omnomivore
1 years ago
Yeah, it's not his fault and she won't hold it against him long-term
SᏋPH
1 years ago
omnomivore: He doesn't hold grudges much though. Unless you killed his daddy. Then he needs a few years, or a decade, to figure out if he's still holding a grudge.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Fair
SᏋPH
1 years ago
omnomivore: And here, he wasn't even really mad at her. He's just 'you're obviously not seeing things clearly or in your right mind.'
omnomivore
1 years ago
She's seeing things super clearly! She's just been trying to do less-harm pirating since she was younger than him and is extremely burnt out on and disillusioned over the whole idea.
omnomivore
1 years ago
(to clarify, she thinks she's being super reasonable here. She is absolutely compromised emotionally)
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Weeeeell.... his point. IF the barge is gone.... then he literally will have nowhere else to go except to stay on the pirate ship and do less harm pirating or literally go back to his death.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
And at this moment, who knows where the Barge is.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
He's just taking it all in stride.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Oh yeah, I get that! Tendi just. Can't think that way right now without totally spiraling.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yeah... though, she can go home! She has a way out.
omnomivore
1 years ago
assuming the Cap'n actually lets anyone go.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yes.... there is that too. No one knows what he even wants with them.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Tendi's going with them being bait for the Barge, so that the Cap'n can attack and strip the Barge when it shows up to reclaim them. Which might've actually been a productive conversation if she'd been together enough to explain that whoops.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Otherwise what's the benefit to picking up a crapton of mouths to feed when you're already tight on supplies, especially when so many of them are incredibly uncooperative.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
That's a very good guess that Wu Xin would probably agree with.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
If, you know, she explained. XD Though it wouldn't change much their current situation.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Also supports her "we have to assume the Barge is still out there coming for us" theory, which is very convenient for her mental stability right now.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I have no idea what he's been able to observe, but he would have been observing all this time he's being friendly with the others.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
He's not tactical, but he's got keen senses. The whole martial artist thing pretty much makes them very sharp. So he might be able to provide information to her about anything that's not technical since he's been all over the place and being obviously friendly instead of wearing those "you killed my family" glares.
omnomivore
1 years ago
They should probably talk again after the cannon sabotage mission goes down
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yeah, going to say he's not around at that time, or the impulsive little shit would have thrown himself right in.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Group plots always wind up so fucking massive and unwieldy it's hard to get everyone in who logically should be involved.
omnomivore
1 years ago
I'm going to try to arrange it so with the engine sabotage plot there's some mingle options that might make it easier for more people to jump in, but I haven't quite worked it out yet.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Not sure it's possible.... It feels like you're going to need to direct Infinity Stones and figure out how to fit all the super heroes to have a role in fighting Thanos.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Cause that's pretty much what this looks like, a BUNCH of superheroes everywhere. And everyone wants a role.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Yeah, not like. EVERYONE everyone. More like there's going to be a few different groups and I won't have to have Tendi engaging directly with all of them
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yeah, I'm wary of huge big plotty things because they're going to be hard as heck to coordinate and toes easily get stepped on.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I've been juggling with the idea of bringing in a new character who's the super masterminding type, and honestly that's one of the big drawbacks that makes me wary of bringing him in. He'll likely very quickly work to take point and.... I don't wanna. Lol.
omnomivore
1 years ago
Yeah I feel you there lol
SᏋPH
1 years ago
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Gotta put this here. In case anyone wants to correct that hot or not thread.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Okay, what? Weird that it's not letting me link.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
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SᏋPH
1 years ago
Cause any Bargezian were liable to have seen this cause Wu Xin has been dipping in the Garden pond all the time.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
So someone could have snapped a picture or something.
PG
1 years ago
He's young enough to probably ping as A Kid to a lot of Bargizens too, tbh.
PG
1 years ago
There's a surprising number of 30+ characters.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
quantumvelvet He IS a kid. Pretty sure he's top 3 youngest on that ship. Lol.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
(I would almost say top 1, but I hesitate to claim.)
PG
1 years ago
I think we have a 16-year-old kicking around still.
PG
1 years ago
But I could be mistaken.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yeah, I'm not quite sure... but definitely top 3. He had his 18th birthday on the Barge and told a few people his age.
was Walter!
1 years ago
Characters Walter, who is fuckin 40, thinks of as baby:
Wu Xin
Annie
Nana
Taylor
Cater & Idia (doesn't know them well)
Yeah that's it
was Walter!
1 years ago
Ulla is actually not really out of this age range but she's otherworldly
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Oh yeah, Nana! She's young too. Taylor isn't that young.... Not sure Annie's age.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
ancillaries: Walter, 40.... Okay, 40 is quite old considering he's only an adolescent. But that only means Wu Xin is allowed to brat around him.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
And I gave in. Wu Xin is likely getting a scratch debate with Clint about his own picture. It's not even about his uselessness. It's only about his age. XD
PG
1 years ago
Hey, if he's having a stupid edit war with Clint, he's not annoying Dime Store Magneto, so it's a win-win.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
quantumvelvet I imagine these edits happen over time. Like he walks past, edit. Leaves. Comes back around some time later, goes.
PG
1 years ago
Yeah, definitely.
PG
1 years ago
No one has time to camp the board.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
So he has no idea who's actually doing it, but he doesn't care. (And don't ask me where's the pen from. Assuming there's one there.)
PG
1 years ago
There's probably a whole crate of random office supplies from some supremely bureaucratic barge kicking around somewhere.
PG
1 years ago
clearly someone needs to go wild with labelmaker
SᏋPH
1 years ago
quantumvelvet: He's not caught up on modern conveniences, sadly. A marker is about as good as it gets.
PG
1 years ago
I didn't mean him, necessarily. Just, in the midst of all the territorial snarling, someone goes full office gremlin.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
...... Or drawing on the walls.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Heisenberg continues to be annoyed. I'm surprised he hasn't taken a swing yet.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: question on how strong is that magnetic force. If a person stood on it, for example, would they be able to keep it pinned? What about if a super soldier, like Captain America's strength, stood on it? Just getting an idea the strength he's up against.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
I don't think so because he'd probably just direct it in a new way? Like you can push against it (as much as you can push against a nail) but he'd probably just bring it around to another side
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Though I'
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Though I'm not 100% sure about 'strength levels', really. What's Wu Xin trying to do?
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Oh, no, I was just thinking.

Would be be able to catch those projectiles or hold them?
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I think Wu Xin's level of strength is pretty much a super soldier's level.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Oooh. Maybe?? But I think Heisenberg would probably throw more shit his way in response
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Or club him with his hammer
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Trouble is that we don't get to really see what he could do against someone with non-human strength so it's aggravating
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yeah... Mixed fandom challenges. I'll start with catching them, then play it by the ear and discuss things in OOC if anything.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
How many in this first volley?
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Sounds good!
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Probably one or two of these bad boys; https://imgs.plurk.com/QEG/LxH/n2f6eb43zjyA0jqoHQ1eUKgv0AA_lg.jpg
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
He escalates like all good mid-level bosses do
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Coffin nails? XD
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
hahaha
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
yes
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Wu Xin now wonders if they were stolen from coffins.
PG
1 years ago
Well, you see, there was that one ship that was entirely vampires...
SᏋPH
1 years ago
What happened to the vampires? O.O
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Can someone please tell Wu Xin that it's not a good idea to take candy from strangers???
SᏋPH
1 years ago
This is going to be such a bad idea.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: Oh, just realized that if Heisenberg lets Wu Xin start, he's going to start right off with a mesmerizing skill, or one that draws out the memories of his inner demons. Might not want to let Wu Xin start if we want to keep this physical.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Fff oh shit. That’s terrifying and cool as hell
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: yeah... If you want to change your post to add an attack, then Wu Xin will keep it physical and let Heisenberg lead for a bit. But otherwise, his opening move is to go right into traumatizing people.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Sure! What do you think?
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: well... Unless Heisenberg has some mental resistance or make no eye contact, otherwise one look will draw him into a reliving moment of his worst memories or inner demons, which usually means they're kinda helpless for a few seconds.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
The fight would be over before it begins cause Wu Xin can just go up there and literally poke him with a finger and draw first blood. XD
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Hahaha
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Honestly that might be pretty funny and he would likely be “oh okay we are friends”
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
“Lemme share my dark thoughts because nobody in the village was a therapist and I have mommy issues”
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: yeah... One look and people are usually paralyzed or screaming, and some even faints. I'm sure he'll... Tone it down a little? Maybe? It's not like Heisenberg was trying to kill him or anything, just maim his hand with rusty nails and probably likely give him tinnitus. >.>
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Totally, yeah. There’s some horrible stuff in Resident Evil but he kinda? Knows and accepts the worst of it and has channeled that into revenge against his creator so mostly he’s gonna be like. Impressed
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: well, want to go that route then? If so, Wu Xin will go with the inner demon route then.
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
Yeah let’s hit it!
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Then I'll reply as is!
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
:3
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Okay... finally feeling a bit better after two nights of cold/bad allergies/mild covid, what have you. Hoping to clear tags then do a few tag outs tonight.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
TDL -
People I want to tag into...
Collins
Sweeney
Tendi
B...

Then scroll the comms for new entries.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
And Walter too, missed that in the list. In no set order.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Okay, inbox cleared! Now for the tag outs.... might prioritize the ones I don't have a number of ongoing threads with first.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Okay... just noticed a few more need to tag into on the mingle....
SᏋPH
1 years ago
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SᏋPH
1 years ago
Lol, Wu Xin really is politely rude sometimes.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
It's just because he doesn't know him
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Sweeney: /is literally braiding Justine's hair at the moment
SᏋPH
1 years ago
floofdoodle: Awwww. Yeah, he doesn't know that side of him at all.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Not that he could appreciate that even if he does. /has no hair
floofdoodle
1 years ago
He can't appreciate the beauty in things he doesn't experience for himself?
SᏋPH
1 years ago
floofdoodle: Can't personally appreciate it. But he can appreciate that Sweeney's capable of it. If he knows of it.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Maybe more observation is required. It happens
SᏋPH
1 years ago
I don't think they've had a lot of interaction outside of the kitchen... though there is the greenhouse. Should probably decide what sort of handwaved interaction they would have there.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
I mean, he's in there a lot. So it kind of depends on how that goes down (and if he tries to sit on his grass)
SᏋPH
1 years ago
floofdoodle: Maybe the first time in the sense that "oh, nice piece of grass that looks comfortable." But no more than just a pretty piece of grass might atttract. If he knows it belongs to someone, he won't do it again.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
If he saw him there and was informed that was his, then he won't have in the first place.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Unlike Xiaoge who ignores people and is off in his own world half the time.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Yeah, Sweeney still snaps at people, but unless he's in a dark place post-event, it's more of a stern 'get the fuck off my grass' and not snarling or seeking actual violence
floofdoodle
1 years ago
And he chills out the moment they're not on it
floofdoodle
1 years ago
He's generally willing to talk while he's in there. Unless he's obviously binge-drinking
SᏋPH
1 years ago
floofdoodle: Then likely they would have just chatted a bit. And Wu Xin might even ask if his grass needs watering. Lol.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
That's a hard pass. Stay the fuck off the grass. That includes any sort of wonky magic shit
SᏋPH
1 years ago
floofdoodle: He meant actual water. Since he works in the greenhouse and waters the plants.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Yeah. And stay off the grass.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
But no means less work for him, so he's okay with it either way.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
But he doesn't understand why does one need to be on the grass to water it?
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Sweeney just knows about loopholes and shit, so he tries to cover his bases
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Just leave it the fuck alone. Sweeney isn't going to go into the 'but I can do it from the path'
floofdoodle
1 years ago
He'll get more bristly the more questions/counters he gets about it
SᏋPH
1 years ago
After one kindly offer, then one explanation, if Sweeney's upset, Wu Xin will shrug and let it go. He was just being kind to the guy who's giving him sweets.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Sweeney get it, truly. And he's glad that Wu Xin is working the greenhouse and tending the other plants. He supports that, and helps do it as well. And harvests and brings new seeds and saplings from the various ports.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
He just has few things that are his and he's very defensive of them
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Wu Xin both gets that and doesn't get it. He understands that on a theoretical level and won't question or overstep it, but he's never had anything he could be that defensive about.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Well, Sweeney's also not a monk. So there seems like there would be a paradigm shift there
SᏋPH
1 years ago
Yes, but Wu Xin.... Isn't really a monk either. Lol.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
But all purposes he considers himself mostly one.
floofdoodle
1 years ago
Does he to the whole 'collecting earthly goods' thing?
SᏋPH
1 years ago
floofdoodle: probably not. He doesn't have anything to collect.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
It's not so much that being a monk doesn't allow him to, but he doesn't have anything he could collect even if he isn't in a monastic environment.
SᏋPH
1 years ago
cannibalherpes: Is he frozen enough while sorting through his memories that Wu Xin can close in?
LiberBEARian
1 years ago
yep! Hit it
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