wraps a caution tape in front of this homunculus: you're gunna have a rough time

Absolutely not, there isn’t enough alcohol in the world and he values his sanity. Also, he is not dressing in leather for this

BJ, without hesitation. is probably convinced they are "on a date" whenever they're within four feet of each other

Maurice is not self-assured enough yet to go on a date with a man but he would LOOK

depends on his definition of date

Yes because Stolas makes bad choices when it comes to men he likes

theyre already married

bonded pair do not separate

yes absolutely and it would involve CRIME

"even maya??" maya loves petty theft

accessories Aww, and here he thought Michael was trying to learn a thing or two. It's only a little bit of leather and spikes. What's the harm between good ol'pals?

quesadillawizard bkbgj aww AWW BEETLEJUICE he loves this guy, he's one of his guys, let a Sin take him on another night on the town. There will be a carjacking, it'll be great

Question: can you possess an ATM. If so, please do

haunt that ATM, spit out cash, they're going places

BJ: YOU SURE CAN

EXCELLENT

Maurice needs more confidence shots. Get on that bar little man, show him what you got, welcome to the 'Nest, it's all about livin' your life, middle fingers to the law, who cares

Would you like a group outing or a one on one? THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

Gesomon Their date would be causing trouble, probably ending a bar fight somewhere that isn't the 'Nest, and Greed trying to lift an axe over his shoulder. C'mere partner, he's got shit to give to you. Maybe also a little possession just so they can get comfortable with the idea if shit ever hits the fan again

Body sharing date: we gotta set some rules here

also chips. A bucket of fucking chips. Greed's dumb as fuck, he's like

This dude loves his chips

I love that greed just associates him with chips now

but yes, excellent, possession date

ZoanTanis WELL PRINCE come on down to sinner town, like Greed would deny him. He's the worst I AM SO SORRY HE'S THE WORST but he is. And no, he won't wear a suit, not unless someone makes him, but he'll make sure he looks good for the occasion

tacce Do Not Separate. Sir, this is an emotional support homunculus, he's here to try to fix shit and ends up stepping in the shit and he'll keep on bumbling BUT HE IS TRYING HIS BEST gotta prop up his devil always while trying to hide his maracas

love_letters BOTH WOULD INVOLVE CRIME

Velvet? He's basically walking into the most expensive jewelry store, cigarette burning and the guy behind the counter already knows. There's no stopping this, Princess wants, Princess gets. Thems the rules

every time he and vel have done a crime it's been a date that's just how it is

Fearless, it's driving that car at full speed, trying to outrun a different sort of bar fight. Ok, so they made some errors this evening, yeah yeah yeah, toss this bottle out the window, Liang. It'll be great

Law would if he was bored, just to see what would happen. Maybe he'd end up with a headache at the end, but it couldn't be as bad as the ones dealing with the Straw Hat pirates gave him

REAL TALK: he would begrudgingly let him take him out for a night on the town and keep his complaints to a minimum, like two an hour. But he’s still learning to live a little, so he would actually have a lot of fun and grumble about it if it was pointed out to him like ugh fine it wasn’t terrible, thank you. (Because he knows he hates being thanked)

BUT then he’d drag Greed upstairs (equivalent exchange baby) to mingle on his side of the tracks. NO STEALING SHIT.

he already did!

and he will try and do it again!

probably something he's entirely sure Greed will like and Nanami will enjoy less because he wants to be fair about it

rollerdragon it'll be a GREAT TIME, he promises. Y'know that motorcycle lesson? Time to put it to the test, Law. Drive that mother fucker like you stole it, he'll take the side car to their destination. And by destination, he means a string of poor decisions that will, most likely, leave them passed out at the 'Nest by morning

accessories YEAH YEAH save your thanks for someone who needs 'em. Also Greed is bringing a jar. For every complain, you owe him $5. Shake-a, shake-a, Blue Eyes. Pay your dues. Also he would totally be like, yeah we're going to a strip show, buckle up buddy

Then just bring him to the noodle place, and a few other spots in town. Listen, he knows a guy with a bar that comes with axe throwing. Toss a few

AND RUDE AS HELL all this shit to steal, what's he supposed to with himself

fucking buzzkill fine

wafflicious HE DID AND IT WAS A GREAT TIME despite Greed being a fucking asshole about it. He's not used to the fancy shit, Kento. It's not his vibe, but if it's what one of his wants, then who is he to deny them? Just don't make him wear a suit again

tacce: Bro help, he’s going to make him look at naked boobies. Come pick me up I’m scared lmao

Cramps his whole fucking vibe

LOL

Calls him, hears the familiar tune across the bar where Lucifer is also there living his best life

and aww AWW NANAMI FUCK THAT'S SWEET AS SHIT listen if he thinks Kento isn't having a good time, he'll be like, all right, we're going to a place, my treat. I'll even take care of the bill. But not before he has some fun, SORRY BUDDY sin's gunna sin

Listen, Mike, buddy, feathers, feather duster, blues clues lookin' ass, if you're coming downtown, there's gunna be a whole lot more scandalous in store for you

He sees your jar and raises you an innuendo jar, only you have to pay $10 because of inflation. Noodles and axe throwing though, he is game for that. What’s the high score? Not anymore, he’ll beat it

UGH

Greed chewing on a toothpick like: in front of my entire avarice

how could u

On the one hand, money. On the other hand, keeping his mouth shut. This is not equivalent exchange, this is full on robbery