pls imagine all the sure blahaj/shark merch with laurentina

clasps your hands. what if laurentina/lyric shippers

pls??? a devoted nun/bodyguard and her goddess? that's peak ship material already.

EXACTLY

their ship merch also counts as promo for lyric goddess worship too so STONKS

henry wants a laurentina blahaj

henry can absolutely have a laurentina blahaj. this is probably her first time seeing a blahaj so she might go around texting people what this lovely creature is LOL

lppy also wants one tbh v_v and they should have a ship......... i shipped them ever since i started AK and put them in my same squad ALWAYS

THEY SHOULD FR

imagine their ship merch is just a wolf and shark biting each other's tail

SO REAL

people buying this ouroboros looking charm as lappy/laur ship merch is in fact all they could have ever wanted probably

Laurentina Blahaj... I'm glad this will exist

laurentina deserves a blahaj,,,, and frankly the first person she might ask what this creature is would be yesod given she learned about eels from him too LOL

note to self,,, send yesod a text asking about Creachers

I love their conversations so far and I'm definitely all for this too

o7 laurentina shall deliver!!!

castforms: i'm just imagining a super cute like ship art of shark laurentina just swimming in a bed of corrals with goddess lyric above shining down on said shark etc etc

OH ........... THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE THOUGH? HELLO???

YEAH LIKE A GODDESS OF THE OCEAN PROVIDING A HOME AND IN RETURN GETTING LOVED AND WORSHIPED; laurentina would love the art so much since half of the time it borders on religious iconography for her to look at critically haha

and just skimping over the post (i'll put up a comment tomorrow, i need SLEEP) i can totally imagine a fan paying for a VIP room for laurentina and lyric asking for laurentina to worship lyric

👀 I am SO INCREDIBLY DOWN FOR THAT??????? HELLO

i know i'd have to think about this idea more: but the idea of laurentina in the MRF tech stuff and acting out a Fix It AU where essentially all the Bad Stuff that happened to laurentina never happened would be a devastating thought for me

like AU Laurentina but she's not tormented by the Horrors????? I WOULD BE CRYING PLAYING THAT FRANKLY,,,, since it's canon that she has red eyes and white hair because of the abyssal hunters project, so her natural eye and hair color is Not That

there would be a scale between "Pretty Well Written Fixed Laurentina AU that reaffirms who she is at her core and what she represents for Aegir as its undying spirit for the arts and etc that's hard to break free from"

and "Poorly Written Fixed Laurentina AU where she's trying so hard not to laugh while acting and eventually decides to flip the script for both her and the other person's sake"

anyways that's a fun thought only for me to turn and Rotate in my head,,,,

my brain firing its synpases one last time before i go to bed: VIP room with bunny girl hostess laurentina because some patrons aren't satisfied with how she's only in the seventh hell to look pretty while throwing out people twice her size. no questions asked. just Shark Bunny on the brain.