I've been exhausted as shit lately and fingers ain't fingin'

Look, its canon!

Though Greed didn't last long after either

bulma is experiencing a string of bad luck recently, and greed is trying to help them out. this is just heckin canon

pats

here we go. this one's accurate

Michael and Greed are neighbors, and Greed keeps waking Michael up by setting a really loud alarm in the middle of the night. Why they do this is up to you. STOP STEALING SHIT

plushietaco ok generator THAT'S JUST RUDE AS HELL JESUS CHRIST coming right for the throat

Noi catching Greed wearing their shirt. Wheezing, it wouldn’t fit..

liveralone bdsbjks THAT'S JUST CANON sometimes he does an ok job, SOMETIMES

lightdrizzel IT'S ALL GOOD I've just been wanting to face plant into a mattress and gently drool into a pillow for fucking days so sbdkj I seriously appreciate the patience

stocke I LOOKED AT YOU after I just coughed over here christ IT ISN'T WRONG

accessories holy fucking shit THIS GENERATOR IS JUST HITTING all the fucking notes today (can't stop won't stop gotta steal them all to the tune of the Pokemon theme)

and listen, he might not fit in Noi's shirt, but a homunculus has to homuncul-yes every once in a while

had to refresh for AWHILE to get the funniest option i could

Phantastus: I didn't initially realize you put in Greed for both, I thought it was one of those prompts that just happened to only have one character speaking, and now I'm trying not to laugh aloud and wake people up

LMFAO

I MEAN IT WOULD ALSO BE VERY FUNNY WITH HEATHER

but yeah I put greed for both

which greed says which line though

god it could be either

I did consider specifying the versions of each but then I was like "no... it's funnier if we don't even know"

Phantastus ANSJDJDJDJ FUCK shit that's fucking perfect

Which Greed? It's both

BOTH, ALWAYS

omg though I need to tell you

I had a wild fucking dream last night where we were RPing something along the lines of old-school Ryslig when Heather first joined up with the Nest, and for some reason everybody was like, naked in a locker room and Greed was handing out lumps of charcoal and very seriously being like "Rub this everywhere."

so everyone in dead silence just resignedly rubbing charcoal all over themselves

for some reason

this was not a sexy scenario.

everyone was very :/ ho hum about it

Sjakdjdj SPITS OH MY FUCK THIS IS THE BEST DREAM holy shit just

"Rub this on yourself don't ask fucking questions."

I McFucking Dying Jesus Christ djdjdj

he was like "you need to put it EVERYWHERE"

and then just getting to work on himself like "ugh what can you do"

God this is the most on point dream holy shit THAT'S EXACTLY what he would do