Also I almost just fucking choked on this trail mix and I won't say the joke it writes itself here

JUST COMING UP A WINNER HERE

Me thinking about the Ranma event and just being like is it time. Is it maybe Greedling time (MAYBE I'll have to see when the event actually goes up but)

BUT IF SO

(c) Humming-fly

just want MORE

also greedling would be HYSTERICAL for ranma event

Also spitballing here but he may or may not be adding stupid little trinkets to his gold chains. An avarice charm bracelet if you will. What are they? He ain't saying shit

THANKS FOR HIDING RESPONSES PLURK

a gay bracelet more like

love_letters SLAMS HANDS DOWN MORE YOU SAY

BUT ABSOL-FUCKING-LUTELY I still gotta hit up Maya but NEED TO GET WITH VEL AND FEARLESS do some stupid ass shit

DUDE IF I CAN DO GREEDLING EITH THE RANMA EVENT your boy here is kicking down Vel's door like

YES U DO cant wait to throw my pride and joy at the sin of grabby

PRINCESS HELP A SIN what the fuck do I do with this fucking hair Ling always dealt with it and I don't wanna

HE DOESN'T. WANNA.

shes got you shes got you she KNOWS what to do with hair

now

she might BITCH A LOT bc her ranma form might be having to be human

A gay-celet

OH DJAND OH VEL SHIT THAT'S THE WORST

Just from the Nest, there's an echoing of yelling. Everyone else just thinks it's the usual, but it's Greed and Vel just fucking huffing at each other. A combo goes out the window

Both of them: "This is fucking stupid."

A comb .. A COMB GOES OUT THE WINDOW FINGERS I'M PLEADING HERE

God Plurk is really fucking struggling here on mobile

BUT I AM SO READY for him and Maya

LMAOOO

rip in pieces idiots

BIG WHINING HOURS

they both leave with their hair up in messy buns

Also some stupid trinkets:

SLAPS a CW on this bad boy

Andkddjdj JUST walking out, buns all fucked up, cigarettes in their mouths like:

Don't

Time to get wasted and make bad choices

accessories OR THE BEST CHOICES also if Greed ends up Greedling for this Ranma event you best bet he's going to ask Noi to lift his ass up and he's going to visit Michael like

Ok Blues, buddy, feathers, friend, he wasn't a demon before, he promises, but this is a body he possessed and we're all going to have to get cool with shit real fast

She will spin him around like a princess! Where as Michael has already walked away, he is done with this place

I WILL ADD more stupid trinkets but those are for Lucifer, Angel, and Ven. Just because they're not around doesn't mean they aren't still his. THAT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS

THANK YOU NOI also guess it's time to spend a few nights in Heaven. What you think you're getting off that easy? Greed will stick around like a bad fucking habit

Ranma event or not, he's shoving an Archangel out the damn door. Out you go buddy, we're going places

YOU WANT TO FIGHT

Alastor just /popcorn

DrFishbone YOU BETTER BELIEVE he's gunna hand over Alastor the nicest bottle of whiskey he's got. Doesn't say a single god damn thing, just slides it on over right before dragging Michael down into the Fight Pit

Bunch of old dudes get Hammered 2024

TIME TO GET ABSOLUTELY HAMMERED

Boys night, y/n?

Absolutely

COME AT HIM FEATHERS

(And also ABSOLUTELY BOYS NIGHT)