Spoiler alert: it's still a bit fucking potato

Ok NOW THAT I'M DONE Lady and the Tramping a marshmallow let's see if I can get my fingers to fing

It’s practically a right of passage to burn your fingies. I have fake s’mores.. pop tarts

I feel like this is the equivalent of how if a mug of hot chocolate is Good you're guaranteed to burn your tongue on the first sip

accessories fuck I haven't had a poptart in YEARS our roomie bought these Halloween Scream-face shaped marshmallows and I was like: Y'know what fuck it, s'mores time (I have been doing this for the past few weeks LET A MAN LIVE with his microwaved s'mores)

stocke YOU KNOW ME I'll just go right in then play hot potato with my tongue like. I do this to me. I did this. I'm the culprit

I AM GUILTY