Greed's thoughts on BJ and Maurice?

Hit me with your best shot

quesadillawizard Beetlejuice is one of his, so that automatically means no matter what, he'll make sure he's taken care of. Sin of Grabby, remember? But he also finds him so fucking interesting. Homunculi can't become ghosts, they don't have a soul of their own, so seeing everything BJ can do? HE'S ABSOLUTELY tickled fucking pink

He's also the type who has no problems doing things against the norms, even in this afterlife. BJ is the one he can spend the wee-morning hours with, laughing over a bottle of booze or bring along while he does some of his usual, questionable activities outside the 'Nest. There have been a couple of times the ol'Beetle has given him a bit of a concern

(AKA getting stabbed in his bar and finding him out on the playground), so he may or may not be keeping an extra eye on him lately. And if someone comes sniffing too close or causing an issue, Greed has no problem becoming said person's problem. Don't touch touch his stuff

He will lift a guy up by the collar, don't fucking test his ass

For Maurice (AND I AM WORKING on that tag wheeze), he really thinks the guy needs a boost. Here he is, fine as he is, and Greed really can't stand when people get judged like that. Again, King of the Freaks and the Monsters here, his have always lived on the fridges of society. And he doesn't get why Maurice has gotten so much flak. He's just gunna

scribble down his personal line like: Call me whenever you run into trouble, won't ya? And he'll be all too happy to show up like Mr. Clean right behind some poor bastard

accessories NOI is his fuck around and find out brickhouse gal. He loves how she never takes shit too seriously unless she needs to, and you can bet your ass he has a secret tally sheet for every time she swings and misses with Kamora. Or when she gets one up on Kamora. Just this tiny piece of paper with a couple of ticks on it. Kamora: 5, Noi: 1

He knows Noi won't question half the shit he does and he trusts her if things really go fucking south. Like, sure, he'll tell her to scram, but between her, Nanami, Fearless, and Seras, they can take care of the 'Nest if he has to go and do Boss shit. He doesn't have to guess what she's thinking most of the time and she keeps things uncomplicated

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE THOUGHTS!!!! I love playing with you and watching our blorbos mash together

/plonks Greed's snek down

WHICH is something he can seriously appreciate it. Also, he doesn't think she'll be too weirded out or concerned if he ever is like: Hey lovely, I got some business with some demons on the edge of town. Need to make a point. Can you do me a solid and make my skull do a 360? Gotta set the record straight

I know I've been MIA for ages but Greed's thoughts on Mur

Michael, on the flip side, is as complicated as it fucking gets. He was ready to fight an Archangel the first time they met, he didn't give a single, solitary fuck. But shit took a turn he wasn't ready for and now, here they are. Doing their weekly equivalent exchange in information. Greed trusts Michael a whole hell of a lot more than he says, but he

doesn't think he has to spell it out.

He feels like he's known Michael for decades, not months. It's almost like visiting one of his connections he had back home. He's not a part of the 'Nest, but it's almost like walking into to a familiar place every time he visits. To him, Michael is the complete opposite of everything he knows (least on the surface). But there's this mutual respect of years

and experience. He knows nothing he says to Michael is going to leave those doors. But he thinks ol'Blue Eyes there could use a whole lot more in his life and he has no problem being an absolute problem on purpose. He'll never meet him in the lobby of the Heaven hotel, SORRY BUD it's all climbing from here

slides in here

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...oops

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Both Cupid & Oda

SKIDS BACK IN also Michael gets his own set of maracas because really. In front of his whole avarice, how fucking dare you get him a gift (he's keeping it don't fucking look at him)

tacce MAN when he first met Fizz and learned about Mammon, the only thing Greed wanted to do was to prove that the other Hell? It's got avarice all fucking wrong. It still pisses him off to this day like. There's so much more to greed than money and he's just like: money's cheap, fuck that. He was trying (badly) to make it a point of trying to show Fizz

how his line of Avarice works. He thinks the guy is great, he's entertaining, he's fun. And he was honest with him, which Greed appreciates more than anyone knows. He just felt bristly on his behalf like. He fucking hates when anyone forgets what people are worth and yeah yeah TWISTED sense of morals here, but he would have had Fizz in the Nest

any day of the week if he wanted it. Doors were always open, no questions asked.

Lucifer was, once again, a complicated thing. Bingo card turned right up on its fucking head and he wanted the devil to just get out there and live for once. Not for any of the other Hell's stupid fucking rules, not with Heaven's bullshit leering over him with his ugly head, but just go for it. There's a lot he didn't understand, but some of the things?

It was all too similar of a story. And the guy was busy, he had people to take care of, Greed gets that too. The 'Nest always comes first, etc. He doesn't have a single fucking regret with what he did, and while he was his own brand of asshole here and there, he thought of Lucifer as one of his own. Again, like he's known him for years

and if he could, he would have walked right up to God, middle fingers out because he thought the whole thing about Falling and what have you is just such bullshit. Get outta here with that, eat his entire ass, he doesn't give a single shit. Man deserved and deserves better, and he'll be damned (HA) if anyone tells him otherwise

Made a homunculus homuncul-yes. Kept a few things from him but that's because the man already has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Didn't need the additional bullshit

wafflicious NANAMI is another complicated one. He's glad the guy is starting to deal with his own sense of jealousy (and actual Envy which is a whole other can of worms), but this Sin Incarnate is glad to see him better than he was a few months ago. Course, he can't help it. Getting under Nanami's skin is a favorite pass time, but he knows Kento

is the man to call when he has to make a difficult choice and when he can't really explain why he's doing certain things. There's definitely a trust and a respect there, even if he's constantly trying to needle his Accountant and make his life a bit of a hell. He knows Kento gives a shit (a whole lot of shits) but also he's like

Seriously, don't worry about me, that's not the point. And loosen up a bit more, you're a cute piece of a shit when you're hammered. Will he ever say anything about the night he dragged Kento home? Absolutely not. He gets that image is a part of Nanami's whole thing, but he's glad he had that moment with him

plushietaco MARTEL Martel is one of the originals, so he isn't afraid of showing her most of anything. She already knows what he is, who he is, where he's been, and most of what he's done. He knows he could give her a look and she'd be able to pick up on anything. THERE'S A WHOLE lot of guilt from Dublith and what went down there, but he's thrilled to

see her again. He's gotta come clean about some shit eventually. And he knows she'll be fine. Again, the location may be different, but the 'Nest is the same as it always ways. A place for outcasts even in this afterlife, he knows she'll fit in just fine. And she's got a strength about her he'll always admire. Spend some time with her in the backrooms

just smoking and catching her up on things in Hell, maybe leave out some of the worse details for another time. Whole afterlife out there for the taking, right? Why don't you come ride along with him a second time

SicTheWolf MUR is a pain in his ass, but he wouldn't have it any other way. Sure, he's monotone. Sure, he doesn't know his kind of want if it bit him in the ass, but again: there's a respect. They have an understanding and it falls outside their given sides' norms. They don't play by anyone's rules but their own, and he's probably the one creature

he can actually consider a friend in a way (save for his crew in Hell). The other Sins can go fuck themselves, whatever's going on up top can do the same, and he's always glad to see Mur, even if he's an absolute piece of shit each and every time they meet

:3c he's doing his job right

Gesomon THAT IS his soul partner right there. Listen, he teases Para because he likes the guy, that's just how he shows he likes somebody. But Para's also seen what's inside him and vice versa. He knows he has his back and again, he's one of his. He'll be damned if anything happens to him. He's also so fucking surprised like.

AH there's a lot more to you, isn't there? He's absolutely fucking intrigued about Para can do, and where he draws the line. Monsters know monsters, etc. and being exposed to him (SOULS OUT AND ALL) and he still stays at the 'Nest? Means a whole lot more than he'll ever fucking say. And Greed is stupid, so yeah, he's going to feed him whenever they

partner up and split apart. And Lord fucking help a bastard if they ever have to team up against someone going for the 'Nest because he has no problem being like: hey, buddy, how about we send someone a little reminder about how this whole thing works

Ax aftercare though is essential, even if it's bags of chips and some terrible takeout food he's got on speed dial. Guy does need more of a confidence boost and some better luck overall in his opinion, but Para is part of the 'Nest, he'll always be part of the 'Nest, and avarice takes care of his own, even if he's a fucking idiot about it

(ALSO I AM LOSING the battle against wanting to McPassOut so jazzhands I may elaborate and come back to this later with some of these and add more tomorrow because I have no idea what the fuck I'm writing)

;-; g-greed-sama

I do enjoy the term axe aftercare

axeftercare...

aww Greed

<3

Greed is an absolute piece of shit DO NOT get me wrong but he does care about his stuff even if he's a complete garbage man like

He may not show it, he may be shrugging shit off, but he does give a shit in his own weird fucking way

(and I gotta be quick but I WILL GET BACK TO THIS SHORTLY work's just a fucking shit show) BUT

If you ever want the real nasty side of him to come out, fucking with any of his? And he'll gladly pay a visit. IT WON'T BE A PLEASANT ONE

Sexy nasty or.. nevermind it’s sexy either way

Giving Noi a point is generous, is that pity? She’ll begrudgingly accept it but if she ever sees that paper? She will laugh her ass off

Also, just what Michael always wanted, a side of cursed maracas with his morning coffee. Why does he even try to talk him out of these hare-brained schemes anymore?

love_letters VEL was the first to say yes to him without hesitation, so he'll always make it a point to make sure she gets hers. She wants like he wants, she sees the world as open as he does, and he'll always trust his Princess right

He does want to push her more. To show her that whatever the world thinks of her doesn't fucking matter. It's what she can do that does, singing be damned. And he knows she knows her worth on the surface, but to him? She's much more than all that

Give the middle finger to all that bullshit, etc. It never mattered to him anyway. Yeah he'll take the glitz and the glam any day but at the end of it? Always prefers when she can be honest with him. He'll never push it, always on her terms, etc

FEARLESS is so much like some of the chimeras, he sometimes fucking forgets. And he gets where he's coming from. Keep shit simple, no need to make shit complicated, but it's all fucking complicated and he knows it, he thinks Fearless knows it too

He gave him a name because he deserved a name. A name he didn't have to make a choice on, didn't have to be responsible for. That's Greed's job. A little claim of ownership that isn't what people think it always is. And he hopes Fearless gets that

He knows the man can hold his own. Knows there's a history there he's not telling and that's fine. Everyone's got their secrets, etc. But like the time he maraca'd at him and Fearless basically told him to chill out after the taco stab? He did because he does respect the guy

He never wants Fearless to fear (HA HA) him. Or think he's something that he isn't and maybe that's why he tried to make it a point to listen when he as to.

accessories DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK if you like your men with tusks out, guns out, and lifting a dude of the ground with a rattlesnake buzz going on then

slides over a single homunculus

Can't stop won't stop Michael SOMETHING SOMETHING unstoppable force

heee

i love... these thoughts

silverwolfcc I MISSED YOUR COMMENT AND GOT LOST IN THE SAUCE I AM SO SORRY ...

He thinks Cupid is one of the good ones. Far too innocent, a little naive, but she means the best and he can appreciate that. He also is very much like: Oh, oh no sweetheart, this is not how it works with things like me. But he would be absolutely bullshit if something happened to her. He likes that she wants, that she has no problem hinting at what she

wants.

For Oda, he's a pissant. He's always going to be a little pissant in his book, but he now kind of understands where he's coming from. The military stuff still hits a nerve, but Oda is willing to listen to him, to hear him out, to meet him at the halfway point and understand. Is he a little shit? Absolutely. But Greed loves little shits

asdlkjas;dlkasj No sweat, I totally forgot but /CRASHES BACK IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL