they only thing I can promise is that they'll be a disaster

fun disasters

Omg I might...have to get in on this lmao.

omg

ooouuhhh

AS A FAIR WARNING these are not your typical holiday cards and I usually swear a fuck ton in them, so AS LONG AS THAT'S FINE AND DANDY please feel free

I swear like a fucking sailor at home all the time! 8D

Getting sweared at is the only way I want to be addressed during the holidays

The address looks fake as hell but I swear it’s legit

late to this party but /gently touches

oh i forgot to submit anything to this IT'S TOO LATE NOW ISN'T IT

NOT AT ALL it's all still open FEEL FREE