A Grinning DM
11 months ago
Put 2 pieces of bread in the toaster oven this morning. Dog wanted to be let out. Forgot about toast and went back to bed. Minutes pass, smell smoke, think it’s just the heater. Suddenly the smoke detectors start going off, and then my home security system starts shouting out in its robot voice “FIRE DETECTED. FIRE DETECTED. FIRE DETECTED. FIRE DETECTED.”
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A Grinning DM
11 months ago
I completely memory hole that I was making toast. I think maybe the heater is on fire. There is smoke everywhere but I don’t see anything on fire. Alarms are blaring, I call 911, fire dept is on its way. Gen gets up and after a couple minutes pinpoints the problem and turns the toaster oven off.
A Grinning DM
11 months ago
Anyway, fire dept came and left, I’m sure they thought I’m a moron. Feeling very stupid right now.
A Grinning DM
11 months ago
Thanks AuDHD
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A Grinning DM
11 months ago
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A Grinning DM
11 months ago
Fire dept was ready to go too, they were in their gear and had fire axes in hand
A Grinning DM
11 months ago
I feel bad because my step dad was a fire fighter and so I know they all had to drop whatever they were doing and suit up in a mad dash
StupidSexyV⚠der
11 months ago
it happens
StupidSexyV⚠der
11 months ago
I mean yeah but better a false alarm then not being canned when you are needed
Tillerz
11 months ago
A Grinning DM
11 months ago
At least I know all the smoke detectors in my house are working.
StupidSexyV⚠der
11 months ago
yep
kbity
11 months ago
glad you're okay
A Grinning DM
11 months ago
My house smells very bad now
Tanarian
11 months ago
They might grumble a bit, but you're alive, and the building is standing. That's two wins.
RobotApocalypse
11 months ago
well that's an adventure
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