I like to think Fifi is one of the few people in Riftwatch who can be like someone is following me and the immediate answer isn't "ok?? kill them"

so tempting to respond to this with "ok?? kill them" anyway

hahahhha

tell them 'check vour privilege'

check vour putain privilege

definitely tell bastien this

in the names of jacques blaque, "step off"

chuckles I'm in danger

it's fine. how would you describe your mother's security detail

lmao

k2 I love this. thank you

thank YOU

local man still not sure what to do when receiving non-transactional kindness tourmalinguine

not that his friends expect anything from him but jayce is an acquaintance

well they expect him to not be a piece of shit. you know

he does his best

whew finished all my tags

whack-a-moles you

also quadrille love 2 bully you from three completely distinct angles

the contrast is SO funny

like despite all being in the same location under ostensibly similar setups, they are three VERY different vibes

stephen @ teren:

hahahhaha

god they ARE all in the same location

I hadn't even clocked that lmaaaaoo

also feel free at any point to just have him be like OK GOODNIGHT at teren, she's only awake rn to make his life harder on a meta level

HAHAH

yeah now that he can let the magic drop i can prob wrap that one w him sitting nearby contemplating his doom as she eventually passes out again

perfect

If it makes Benedict feel more comfortable it is technically transactional. Benedict gives him shrooms, Jayce gives him shroom food

It's the circle of life

he’ll be so relieved

sorry to the vore enthusiasts among us

: ' (

right

shortitude

barrow is being bullied

shambolism this isn't fair

giving your pal ptsd flashbacks by asking whats up with that

“I dunno, mate, I was dead once and now I’m not. I’m telling you, it’ll get sorted out.”

crying i love this zen approach

literally the worst thing you can do to this guy is make him question anything

bad news: someone gave a border collie a cell phone and it wont stop texting you

that’s just my real life

barrow is completely ready to accept that these people are who they say they are and everyone else just forgot

shit just be like that sometimes man, idk

let's not worry about it

meanwhile byerly is the only thing standing in the way of world war iii

benedict dream

he really misses Marvelverse ok

just realized he also kinda made Piltover but without all the. You know. Bad stuff

straight up utopia

omggg i gotta lob stephen into this one, he will be so content (before he eventually realises they should not be content)

might tap you for looney tunes shenanigans of an attempted wakeup before benedict’s dream yeets stephen out

yes please!!

👀 at this

come to me