Caught a student watching Netflix on their cellphone in class today. I told her I wouldn’t take her phone because it’s almost Christmas and I’m not heartless.
But I did also tell her if she didn’t put it away and finish her paper for my class I would spoil the entire season for her because I am evil.
But I did also tell her if she didn’t put it away and finish her paper for my class I would spoil the entire season for her because I am evil.
modern problems require modern solutions.
Devil Mark.
modern solutions for a modern age
amusingly reminds me of the one professor I heard about who was all "look I read the Game of Thrones books and know all the deaths and if you fuck around with your phones too much, I will spoil who dies when"
no this is a banger actually--
beautiful
Between this and the Ars Goetia story I think you've just managed to convince your students you're evil but like.
The cool evil.