it's not a lot of snow but

If I fall and break my ass, this is everyone's ticket to the burn show

leaps in face first

GENTLY HANDS IT OVER PLEASE TAKE IT IT'S YOURS ...

That’s a lot of snow to me, any snow is too damn much

I proceed to roll around like a beached seal

I LIED

IT GOT WORSE

IT ALWAYS DOES

gently shakes off ice

Crawl back under your heat lamp, quick

Got my fucking cardio and upper body with a shovel and now I am going to fucking just live upstairs in the office

THANKFULLY it's only a couple of inches but for a while it wasn't sticking and then shit took a dramatic fucking turn

Stay warm!

i’m picturing you like this

Norwegian Man Slides Down Snowy Hill While Drinking ...

gsdbkgjbs I PROMISE I'M NOT THAT COOL it's more like

distant screaming getting louder

my ass sliding backwards, noodle legs in all fucking directions