we named a cat tenderloin

the custody arrangement was i get the kids every day except thursday bcuz dollie hallucinates and is generally evil

and yk im an amazing role model

WHAT\

I DONT HALLUCIINATE HORRID

OKAY BUT UR NOT BEATING THE EVIL ALLEGATIONS?

brb cookies

okiedokie

HOLD ON I WILL EXPLAIN WHEN I GET MY COOKIES

OKOKAY

the first time I hallucinated was someone saying 'womp womp' in response to my vent and then deleting it but when i checked the audit logs nobody did that and i was so confused

the second time (today)

I thought my brother was staring at me but it was just the handle to the vacuum cleaner

dude ur brain is gnna explode

NUH UH