"for 15,000 gold I would allow her to put Boots in her purse... but I would take him out afterward"

our party's spacy elf is apparently a purse dog that a scary old lady elf wants to put in her purse according to the party translation of the events of last session

oh god we have to save christmas from the grinch

gerald has been adopted by cindy lou who

the captain: we're going to save christmas
sorcerer: what's christmas?
rest of the party, en masse: we don't know???

"does gerald have an off button?" "I'M NOT MAKING A CHOBITS JOKE"