Just outside my neighbors house, didn't see it, suddenly my fucking noodle legs are sprawling

Caught my ass and was just like TODAY HAS BEEN A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

oh no

what a way to welcome xmas

Tony D: stay safer get some traction with that fashion

HO HO OH NO but naw seriously I AM FINE it wasn't a bad fall just

I was vertical one moment, everything out the next, and THANKFULLY my sunglasses stayed right on

Looking real fly for a falling guyv

I WORW ACTUAL BOOTS FOR ONCE THINKING surely I won't fall in these

Boston Sidewalk: that's real cute of ya

should've leaned right into it and used the skid to do that cool sideways pose

BOSS MAN

D8 oh no

Picturing this

Guy slips on snow for 15 seconds then falls

Man slips and falls on ice on a Target parking lot. ...

ch1ps0h0y MAN IF ONLY instead I just quickly tried to get my ass up NOTHING HAPPENED NOTHING TO SEE ignore the giant smear of ice

creatura LISTEN I WASN'T WEARING cowboy boots this time I WAS BEING GOOD AND STILL

StarFruity GOODBYE FRIENDS ...

this is something I'd do

I'm waiting for the moment

(my sympathies)

IM SORRY....