I don't know how long it's been - I'd look it up but I don't want to feel any older than I already do
but yus, we're still here
I'll follow along with my dizzy spells
it's not 20, I know that much
I'ma be 50 this year
I don't really feel it. Except when I can't walk
I've asked the fam not to do anything, though
they threw a surprise for my 40th, which was nice but eh