So one of my buds bought me those Sinner booty shorts for the holiday and we're going to a heated pool in February
RIGHT on Valentine's weekend
So y'know
HANDS IN THE AIR SOMETIMES I guess I just have to. It's outta my hands
Can't help it the stars say so and shit
So we getting booty pics or what
THERE WON'T BE MUCH TO TAKE A PICTURE OF BUT absol-fuckiing-lutely
LONG MAY HE AND HIS WASHBOARD ASS REIGN
HARK THE FLATTEST OF ASSES