The wind was just making my eyes water behind my sunglasses and basically my eyelashes were like would you like some ice

Fuck no lmao because it would go about as well as one might expect. Guy who wants everything, plus a guy who gives away nothing and will always second guess his choices because of his piety. I saw the temps for you guys today and audibly gasped, no one should have to deal with that. Just no

IT WOULD BE A DISASTER but then again, this is a man who looks at an imminent shit show, shrugs, and walks towards it like

Surely nothing bad can happen

Surely it will be fine

Spoiler Alert: it will never be fine

I AM fucking bundled in a blanket emperor style with four hot hands in my pockets and one in my boot

Mike all I’m mad at you: LOCKS PATIO AND CLOSES CURTAIN

AS YOU SHOULD BE. Hibernate buddy

skfjs WHEEZE Greed meanwhile just standing on the balcony like ???

comes back a week later but just stands on the balcony, leaves, comes back again the next week (Ochako was right he's a WEIRD FUCKIN' CAT)

FINALLY uses the fucking stairs and wears the best outfit he can possibly find like. "Suits, he likes suits, nailed it."

(he didn't nail it)

Argus like that weird fucking two legged cat is back, have we forgiven him or shall I look upon him with contempt? Pokes his head under the curtain and looks in the wrong direction (he tries man)

Please stop loitering on his balcony and just come inside, the neighbors are talking