Whoever wrote this deserves a raise
I hope they sell “I was disappointed by the Mammoth Caves” t-shirts
"a world of regret awaits you at mammoth cave!" i love it lmao
No one can complain after. "We told you so!" 
Sounds like someone who is also Alt Mammoth Cave.
Taking those one-star yelp reviews and making lemons out of lemonade.
That's not lemonade with that much salt. That's a pitcher of margaritas,
