6am or so rolls around and I wake up to the sound that was either

A. Someone having a VERY GOOD TIME next door or

B. Someone blasting porn at 6am

And I was just like. Y'know what whatever the car? Fucking fair. Fuck it, it's like 17 degrees and the wind is fucking RIPPING through so

Whatever the case even listen my fingers are still trying to fing

6am though? that's so early for that sort of thing

I WAS ALSO SURPRISED

Considering the price? Could be both

Let it go, let it goooo

LFMVKGOF DAMN 6AM

6 am in a Cape Cod hotel in January is so,

^ YEAH

if it were summer or like. bars were open
I'd be thinking "okay, they stayed out the whole night and got back recently, seems logical"
but in january............

...I can't imagine a less sexy location and time of day

(I did not hear anything though, I was too conked out, so only tony got to Witness this)

maybe they were trying to beat the cold
by beating the meat

Y'KNOW WHAT power to them though because it's cold as fuck. I just wasn't ready for that 6am wake up call. Just blearily opening my eyes, pausing, then going back to fucking sleep

THE CAPE IS THE WORST even during the summer so in the winter it's like this weird fucking twilight zone place

I always go to Terry in Mufasa's voice you must never go there

but christ this took a lot more out of me than I fucking thought OR IT'S JUST that it's cold out, but I'm sleepy as shit today

SLAPS CHEEKS

fuck it man with the temps we've been having maybe they were taking desperate measures to stay warm