God genuinely embarrassing

that's a tough one!

he wanted to be clear that he wasn't talking about oops risqué photo teehee

Yeah no it's just. She's so uncaring that it's a genuine struggle for me to think of something she'd be actually embaressed by

OH NO hmmmm i can come up with something else if that's easier

no no I've got something but damn did it make me scratch my head. it's just probably not as exciting as I wish

You get: First Adventure woes and rookie mistakes

NO this is perfect

he's going to lose his mind that she got fooled by a mimic

it was her first adventure!!!

Aurelia: Pouting

She dosen't even care about the punishment. She's just too Lawful to break the rules casually

Poor Aurelia

doitsun I have a horrible horrible idea. "It was my first adventure, how'd you get your start, killing rats?"

Yay or nay cause that will defenitly be rude

oooooooooohhhhhhh i'm fine with it lmao

he'll deflect it's not like she knows his past

I just know too much about astarion's buttons. Gotta check

hahaha fair

Wow it was so spicy dreamwidth 504'd

LMAO

yeah it's starting to be rude to me too

but i'm also like....accidentally she just gave him more fodder so he can't even be upset about the rat comment

lol

I was 65 and an apprentice!!!

oh did that go through?

yeah she's got elf aging

astarion just checking his nails like i was a whole ass magistrate when I was 39

65 for her is like... 15

she was even more baby than she is now

right lmao like that's the only thing that ever makes me laugh really hard about his backstory like we have the confirmation that yes, he was actually a magistrate

and elf aging like

isn't he a half elf?

nope, that's shadowheart

HIGH ELF?

he's high elf

LMAO

no one respects elf aging right I swear to God

"Yeah they just age like people and then stop at like 20" fuck you Gary. we can do better. we deserve better

social climbing prodigy, is how i explain it to myself. that and we have confirmation that he was corrupt so I wouldn't doubt that he lied about his age anyway

just to get a foot in the door

oh lmao that is funny.

yeah so i just make it make sense in my own brain and i'm good lmao

fun fact about Aurelia aging, her Dhampir nature makes her age slower.

slower elf aging is always really funny to think about.

Aurelia just letting him have his win but she is POUTING

lmao bless her

bump for everyone just waking up