last night my sweet baby son threw a full turd at me out of the bathtub. it landed on the bathmat at my feet thank GOD
then I yelled at chris for making him laugh so hard when we KNEW, we KNEW HE OWED U SONE
but callen was sitting in there with a face like 'what the fuck is this. get it out of here' and I was like I get it buddy.
on the one hand I was like 'well we've got a story for his HS graduation party' but on the other hand I would never actually do that
you can tell him privately before the party so he knows how lucky he is you would never tell it publicly
it is so hard not to doomscroll rn
snack police
He's guarding against all possible dangers, including those tasty tasty snacks that should be shared, clearly
we just started rewatching Severance season 1 and I impulse-bought the DVD set for my dad because he needs to watch it too
I'm looking forward to season 2!
the "my art director had to paint over some of my orthographics which means I'm bad at htis and he's mad at me and I'm going to get fired" spiral
it's very stupid but there it is
head full of bees today. sneaky hate spiral. I did however take 10,000 mg of Vitamin D for the first time all season
I really like this pic I took of pippin last night