my mom has suddenly developed TMJ agony to a degree where she struggles with eating

meanwhile, my dad's toe is similarly agonizing in a way that looks like gout???

neither of them will say "I'm not going to do that because I am in pain" they just get crabby

Oh no

and I'm not doing so hot, functions-wise! but we're at the "it's not that they won't help, it's that help is not physically available" point again

I got the litterbox cleaned before Purrcy started going elsewhere in protest, but not before I would have considered him reasonable to do so

Accidental replurk, but that sounds awful and I'm sorry.

my dad lost a temporary crown in the night

would the universe just fucking STOP for 2 seconds?!!

the toilet seat & lid have come disconnected and I can't work out how to reconnect them

my mouse stopped working for ??? reasons and I'm using a wired mouse that feels bad to hold

Dad needs a root canal. Mom burned herself on hot water last night.

There should be a goddamn limit to the amount of bullshit life is allowed to pile on one person at a time.