Shit's supposed to feel like 5 degrees tomorrow with the windchill and -5 on Tuesday and I'm like

just bring on the snow if you're gunna do it so I can TOSS that shit outta here before it turns into a skating rink

It begins

divorced

you're not even married

divorced anyway

SNOW

sbfksjbgj CHOKES AND SPITS FUCK

it's barely anything right now but I went outside and you can see my fucking cowboy boot footprints like some sort of Bostonian cryptid in the streets

lord be careful you guys

oh geeze, that's so cold

IT WASN'T as bad as it could have been but it's gunna be cold as shit the next couple of days