lyric: laurentina, when’s your birthday?
laurentina: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
lyric: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

L M F A O

JDJFKSH laurentina on the abyssal hunter brain like-

thorn: What’s your body count?
laurentina: Do you mean sex or murder?

crying

Laurentina: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns.
Alhaitham: That's because she's a prostitute.
monochromic

i'm sobbing

gajalaka what if they're the same—

Yesod: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Laurentina: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Yesod: Stop.

L M F A O

laurentina: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
thorn: Hi.
laurentina: melts down in a flustered heap of softness

laurentina: How do I tell thorn that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

CRYING

So Yes i put in the names of that initial leash hold...

WHEEZES

Thorn: Team A will consist of myself, Aventurine, Netzach, and Yesod.
Thorn: Team B will consist of Laurentina.

CHOKES

HELP these ones

LMFAO YELLS

Laurentia, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Aurelia : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

HELP?

Netzach: What scares you guys the most?
Yesod: Werewolves!
Thorn: Sharks.
Aventurine: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Aventurine:
Aventurine: Laurentina.

i'm sorry these 5 person quotes

make me laugh SO HARD

probabiliteej
Laurentina: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Netzach: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Laurentina: Seize the dick.

Laurentina, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.
Netzach, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-

HELP that's just Laurentina with her Little Handy

Netzach: I am going to need you to swear-
Laurentina: Fuck.
Netzach:
Netzach: ...swear as in promise.

lupical
Henry: I'm having problems with a guy...
Laurentina: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

Laurentina: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Laurentina: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Henry.

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Aurelia, talking about Laurentina: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

HDJFJSH

Aurelia, near tears: Please, Laurentina, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

IM CRYINGG

Laurentina: Hand me the people opener.
Yesod: ...
Yesod: Pardon?
Laurentina, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!
Yesod, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Laurentina: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Yesod: Knife. It's called a knife.

c_avnas: FUCK

I'm howling

someone PLEASE give me a 6 person group dynamic i can slap into the generator i have to know what's in there

i don't even care of laur is in there i just need to see the possibilities HFJFJD

add lyric in for the priestess group clearly

YES

Lyric + Leash Group

Lyric: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Netzach: His name was Jared he's 19.
Laurentina: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Aventurine, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Yesod, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Thorn: Horrible job everyone.

HAHAHAJHFDSK

PEOPLE OPENER also I love the chaos captured in all of these

Yesod: Netzach is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Thorn: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Laurentina: Tackle them!
Aventurine: Dump them.
Lyric: Kick them in the shin!
Netzach: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

fldjhjs poor Netzach

That's a correct quote In my books

Specter: is wearing silk pants How does this look?
Aurelia: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Specter:
Aurelia: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Laurentia: We know what you meant.

Laurentia: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Specter: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Aurelia.
Laurentia, pointing their hot glue gun towards Specter: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Priestess gang w/ Alhaitham instead of laur!

Netzach: My mom is calling… hi mom.
Yesod: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom.
Aventurine: loud fake sexual noises
Thorn: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Alhaitham: is asleep
Lyric: gets really close to the phone Tell her I said hi.

IM SOBBING

as everyone can tell i am having WAAAYY too much fun with this

tell her i say hi

It's great, have more fun with it

Aventurine: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Alhaitham: Make his dick hard not his life.
Netzach: Break her bed not her heart.
Thorn: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Yesod: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Lyric: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

HELP

JDSLKGJVSDLKJ LYRIICCCCCCCCCCC

c_avnas Remind you the boat crew exists

The Squad using an Ouija board
Dr. Ratio: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house?
Spirit, through the board: YES.
Aventurine: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month.
Aurelia: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out.
Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

YEJSJFHS YESSS

Boat's STILL HAUNTED

Aventurine: Hi, who's this? Dr. Ratio changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Aurelia: What's mine?
Aventurine: Dwarf.
Aurelia: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Aventurine: Oh, hey Aurelia.
Aurelia: FUCK!

Wheezing He's a deadman

Aurelia: Why don't I like this person?
Aventurine: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.
Aurelia: Maybe it's because their name is "Dr. Ratio". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?
Aventurine: No.
Aurelia: That's because your name is "Aventurine".

HAHAHA

THE LEASH ONES

the leash gang is going to stick as a name and i would never have it any other way

i love them so much

Forever the leash gang

whos to say its not both