meme before entering the tag mines

henry: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
lyric: Why’d you get banned?
henry: Touched the rat.
lyric: … What rat?
henry: Chunky Cheese.

Henry: Aurelia has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

and though we haven't played them yet,

camilla: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
henry: Oh. We're going out?
camilla: Wh...

Laurentina: Where are you going?
Henry: Hell, eventually.

i have too much fun with huge groups of CRs so yes i attached the wedding cashers/crashers group into this meme

Laurentina: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Henry: we were helping Midnight with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.
Yesod: How is “Nice ass, Netzach” inappropriate?

castforms: TGESE ARE BOTH KILLING ME HGJFNVJJGG

they need to go out

thinking about henry saying chunky cheese killas the nillas

c_avnas: wait these are so good tho. henry WOULD get ejected for inappropriate wedding vow suggestions

Alhaitham: What are you doing here?
Henry: I could ask you the same question.
Alhaitham: I live here. This is my house.
Henry: I should probably ask you a different question.

it's so funny the 5 people one i swear

probably more along the lines of 'I'll love you till my head explodes into a blood mist' but close enough

i need a bigger group i HAVE to see

IN TEARS

Astarion: Why won’t you all just lie down and die with dignity?!
Henry: We don’t do anything with dignity!

thorn: I feel like doing something stupid.
henry: I’m stupid, do me.

crying help

doitsun: well? he's not wrong

Morgana9971: thats just normal tuesday

gajalaka: he's establishing himself as the furry/scalie/monsterfucker he is okay

they really should pick stupid magic fights with each other

it would be really fun

come to her, henry, let's make blood

"don't you mean--"
"i said what i said"

LMAOOO yes

gajalaka: please i need to tag thorn so bad. they need to cause so many problems among other things

YES

they've texted but they need to meet face to face