"I'm giving everything away"

“God was right about everything”

wafflicious FIRST OF ALL RUDE second of all

How are you these are all important things

How could you do this to an innocent man and his piles of absolute garbage. Coming into his house

accessories oh fucking OUCHIE OW yeah that'd hit him where it hurts all right

Alternatively: We can’t do this anymore

Greed just quietly shaking his maracas. He'd be VERY cool and distant about the whole God being right thing but also try to argue a bit MOM AND DAD ARE HAVING A FITE

AND WOW FUCK yeah he would try to shrug it off. "Nothing personal right?" But ho fucking boy would a homunculus be homuncul-not(ing) when he's back at the bar LIKE YEAH OK he should have seen that coming but also OUCHIE

And now that I have a pause at work, Greed just grabbing all of his shit in the middle of the night and moving it between locations so Nanami can't sell shit

"Why do you have a U-Hell? It's 3am."

Greed trying desperately to close the back door: "Don't worry about it."

also: "I don't want anything"

"Austerity is cool actually"

UGH THAT HURT ME TO SAY

FINGERGUNS pain and suffering don’t end just because monsters kick the bucket. Scales in the background like get out and stay out, while Mike is just beside himself. He’s protecting you dude

wafflicious Greed immediately: in front my whole ass avarice, you saying you don't want anything GUESS IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THAT

silverwolfcc Greed just staring at the ceiling for a whole fucking 30 minutes

before absolutely setting that record straight. TIME FOR SOME irritated maracas

roflmao

TBF NEITHER of my muses are capable of saying it, LESS THAN I AM even

WOW SCALES and here he thought he could make progress. But also YEAH YEAH he'd be all fucking casual grins at the door, but once he got back downstairs, he'd definitely have that blank fucking look on his face