THANK YOU BEETLEJUICE you're correct, gotta ditch this prince body, now excuse him

Maurice: -handshake-

(UNFORTUNATELY JANUARY IS OVER and I probably won't get to do this but)

Greed has been fighting with long hair, people not knowing who the fuck he is

(this can only backfire)

listen, as much as he loves Ling, this is a pain in the ass without him

at least as woman maybe he won't have to groan, stare at the ceiling, and for the who-knows-how-many-times explain

"No, this is Greed."

me: hmm. goes to image search "butch weightlifter"
I feel like that's the right body type here

BASICALLY

hjgvjvhvh

if you want to do a lady greed thread i will backtag that forever with you

ruby would go shopping with lady greed

also you can always backdate my dude we ain't gonna be stringent about last minute eventing

Pretty Woman his ass, he deserves it. Give the audience what it wants, sir

forgive the awkward writing i didn't feel like hooking my tablet back up

Hell yes, breasting boobily is nothing to fear

bounce bounce

omg please lady greed

time is fake backdate that shit

DHAJJD BOUNCE BOUNCE FUCK

Also this is just me tossing ideas down for later but he would basically look almost the same and I'm debating him keeping his deep ass voice so at first, it seems like nothing's fucking changed

But if he turns around, he's basically full on tits out using the Shield as a shirt. NOT LIKE THE GUY has any shame

Also Terry sent me these and IT'S BASICALLY THE VIBE for girl!Greed

Heckin:

oh no that's also the vibe for girl!kaiba actually also i want the woman in that picture to tell me i look nice today holy SHIT

GOD those are fucking PERFECT

lightdrizzel COME HOP ON HER SHOULDERS KIDDO just walking through Hell not giving a single shit. This is a whole lot easier than having to explain the whole Ling Situation (TM)

quesadillawizard IF I GET a TL or a network post up I AM SO DOWN I know I'm behind as all hell but if you're willing to backtag shit I'M HERE FOR IT

love_letters WHEEZE thanks man I just know I've been behind so I didn't want to drag shit out more BUT I might fucking have to

Listen if I can get a c-c-combo of Greedling and woman!Greed I ain't gunna say no

accessories Greed just casually making a network post, no shirt, plenty of service. Lust wishes she could make this shit look this good

get it

Grimmkitty BANGS GAVEL SO IT SHALL BE and I'm so glad him and Kaiba have the same attitude about it. Same asshole flavor, different asshole package. Doesn't mean they won't wreck your ass

Phantastus sjsjdjdjdb FUCK FUCK THAT'S PERFECT

bruvvvvvv nah this event is fun it wont be seen as dragging out im sure

I FIGURED IT'D BE FINE so I guess it's time to hit the fuck it button

Yaaayyyy!!!

damn right FUCK IT ALLLLLL