like yes. we love burger. but I would argue that hotdog occupies a greater portion of our collective unconsciousness and is also worse to eat or contemplate

There are more OPTIONS for burger

You can ELEVATE burger

If you elevate hotdog, you now have sausage

I don't know, there's a lot of hotdog options, it's just that they're largely highly regional

because everyone's sausages are like this and they don't want to admit it

aus and nz have no room to judge because we love a good ol sausage sizzle, which is an ever cheaper version of hot dog

there's tons of regional variations but yeah I think it's just because no one wants to admit that american hot dogs aren't functionally different from germany's pretentious-ass sausage

Now.

I argue that what they SHOULD be making fun of is fucking corndogs.

we dipped a sausage in fried batter.

on a stick.

Yeah. Corn batter no less.

Processed meat, corn, deep fried. Can there be anything more American?

I dare say there is not.

I fucking love corndogs.

but they are absolutely worthy of mockery.

they're very tasty but they have no right to be

why wouldn't they be? processed meat delicious. corn delicious. frying foods delicious.

clogged arteries taste AWESOME.

...mannnnn now i wanna go to pink's

they have such good hot doggos

Mmm corndogs

They are ridiculous though

I can't describe corn dogs in a way that sounds as delicious as they are

Okay but hotdoggo wrapped in cornbread is perfection

it is

it's so good